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    The dress is nice. I like her hair. That's about it.

    Oh, and I can't put my finger on it, but she looks different.
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    Her dress is too tight.

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    Is she a teen now? That's what different. She's predenting to be fresher and less of a slut.

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    I think the dress is appropriate for a teen show. At least she covered up her boobs *cough*Britney*cough*

    But overall, she just doesn't have much going for her anymore. Nick and her were a power couple but alone, she's just ... kind of boring and predictable.

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    I hate the black eyeliner that she does all the time. I also hate her goofy-butt demeanor and sub-average IQ.
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    Sub average IQ? more like way below average maybe even negative if that's possible, her legs are ugly

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    OMFG she has nasty skin, tell my why was she featured in the proactive commercials????? She looks like a happy frog going to prom.

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    I'm in no way calling her fat, but I think what's different about her is she's gained weight and gotten a little puffier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vballchica134 View Post
    But overall, she just doesn't have much going for her anymore. Nick and her were a power couple but alone, she's just ... kind of boring and predictable.

    I totally agree. She's boring now. Plus she just isn't natural looking anymore. She has a hard time reading a tele-prompter. She should stick to singing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by douchbaguette View Post
    OMFG she has nasty skin, tell my why was she featured in the proactive commercials????? She looks like a happy frog going to prom.
    I'm not sure what that means, but I love it.
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    nowadays she's looking very manly and beefy. and the ballerina-dress only accentuates that fact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by douchbaguette View Post
    OMFG she has nasty skin, tell my why was she featured in the proactive commercials????? She looks like a happy frog going to prom.

    That dress looks so much like my senior prom dress. Only I had an AA cup, not DD. And I wore mine with knee highs and mary janes.

    She and Britney must've collaborated on this one. Too similar to be believed.
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    Why does she always look so stiff when she poses, like she's a toy soldier with a stick up her ass? That's why she looks weird. With Nick, she always had him to hold on to, or drape herself over. Without Nick she just looks insecure and awkward.

    She does look squat and manly, somehow too. Damn!

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