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    In this guy's world, dressage would only be considered a sport if you can get the horse to kick a ball through a hoop backwards by tensing your thighs. Then the horse would have to slap another horse (of the same sex) on the ass and gang-rape one of the opposite sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhoAmI View Post
    In this guy's world, dressage would only be considered a sport if you can get the horse to kick a ball through a hoop backwards by tensing your thighs. Then the horse would have to slap another horse (of the same sex) on the ass and gang-rape one of the opposite sex.
    As I say to my horse's ass BIL, any time you'd like to have a try I'd be happy to lend you a horse. I personally dont do dressage I do the jumper division. To translate in skating terms: dressage=ice dancing (no jumps and judged on being pretty and rhythmical), hunters=figure skating (jumps, but also judged on being smooth and pretty with excellent form), jumpers=hockey. In my part of the sport, you leave the jumps up and go the fastest you win. Period.

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    ^^I meant in the world of the guy who wrote the article, not me. I think all equestrian activities are extremely difficult, challenging, and beautiful to watch. I used to ride myself, but not very well.

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