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    I never really thought about it being genetic because the one that lost his leg was because of blood clots and I didn't even think about the arthritis being similar to my hip being worn out. I can't imagine popping my hip back into joint. My newone will be titanium, almost bionic right?
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    No, its gotta have superpowers to be bionic. Once I get that bionic hip, I will be the best lay on the planet! Don't be jealous, ladies.
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    You are such a weirdo.

    *back to 2 headed shark attack on scifi*
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    Every time I see this thread title my brain goes "Rawwwwwrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!" I'm actually about to say it aloud...but there are other people in the office and that would be weird.
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    Its weirder than wanting a bionic hip for sure. Perhaps more on topic, but still....
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    I think you should go ahead and say Rawwwwwrrrrr. Get it out of your system.
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    Is it talk like a pirate day or something?

    Besides, I think that shark probably sounded more like Oh, nom nom nom than Raaaawwwrrrr anyway.
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    Yeah, I was thinking about that. I think at the initial attack it goes "raaaaawrrrrr" and then "nom nom nom" maybe a little bit more thrashing and rawwwwrrrrrrring, followed by more noming.
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    It's more like.... duuuuun duuun duuuuun duuun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun reeeeeer.... and THEN Raaaaawrrrr nom nom nom.
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    Sharknado 3 is on TV here. Tag line Oh Hell No! Starring The Hoff. Unmissable although I suspect Mick Fanning will give it a swerve.
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    I hope to catch it tomorrow.
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    And you called me weird.
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