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    Whether drop bears actually exist seems to be a question of some debate. Sleuth's link looks legit, but since I want to sleep tonight, I prefer to believe Aussies (and British ex-pats in Oz) just really enjoy terrorizing foreigners with their tales of danger and letting us believe they are all incredibly brave for living there.

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    Is this like the jackolope?
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    Some creatures will do ANYTHING to get a reality show.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravenna View Post
    Whether drop bears actually exist seems to be a question of some debate. Sleuth's link looks legit, but since I want to sleep tonight, I prefer to believe Aussies (and British ex-pats in Oz) just really enjoy terrorizing foreigners with their tales of danger and letting us believe they are all incredibly brave for living there.
    It says on the wiki entry the Australian museum link is a knowing joke, so rest easy.
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    Seeing that shark's dorsal fin appearing out of nowhere scared me shitless for that surfer. Thank goodness, he's okay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by levitt View Post
    It says on the wiki entry the Australian museum link is a knowing joke, so rest easy.
    Ah, thanks. I thought it seemed a tad suspicious that they should just happen to be repelled by a food for which Australia is well known. It's probably a built-in joke about how repugnant vegemite is to the unaccustomed palate.

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    You naughty Aussies!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    Aussie champion surfer Mick Fanning was attacked by a great white shark during a surfing competition in South Africa. It was captured on live TV. Here's the CNN coverage but I can't embed the video. Help!

    PS no blood and gore, he's OK

    Surfer Mick Fanning escapes shark attack - CNN.com
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    The drop bear is like Floridas Skunkape. My brothers used to terrorize me about it as a child.
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    Or Snipe here. We used to take people out Snipe hunting with a burlap sack and then leave them in the woods.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    The drop bear is like Floridas Skunkape. My brothers used to terrorize me about it as a child.

    How many brothers do you have?
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    3. all older than me.
    gc, when I lived in North Carolina with my husband at the time, someone tried that with us. Didn't fall for it though.
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    They're all coming to treat you like a princess over the next few weeks, right? RIGHT?
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    Well, the youngest one lives here. He lost his leg (weird huh?) and had to come live with us because he lost everything. He now lives with jimmys other sister and her husband. I see him every day though. The next older one died 11 years ago. He od'd on oxycontin because he had rheumatoid arthritus in his hips especially(weirder huh?). The oldest is a douchbag that we can't stand and rarely talk to unless it's about my dads estate. He doesn't even know about the operation. I've got tons of support though, moreso because I've now got all of you guys especially greys.
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    Oh, so the degenerating joints is a genetic thing, eh?

    I had a doctor make me stop gymnastics when I was 12-13. He said if I kept at it I would need a hip replacement in my 30s. But mine is because genetically I have overly stretchy cartilage from my dad and I kept dislocating my right hip when I was landing a particularly energetic stick.

    My hip still pops out of place now and then, but I'm so used to it it barely hurts and I can pop it back in myself relatively easily. My current doctor still makes me do a scan every other year though to keep an eye on it. I supposed I will need a new hip at some point. I want a bionic one!
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