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    Why am I a pussy bandit?


    Ok that just cracked me up typing it out.
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    I was wondering how it was possible to bandit your own pussy on Rte 1 (someone listens!)
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    pussy shaving bandit is too long.. so I shortened it to just "pussy bandit"....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    I was wondering how it was possible to bandit your own pussy on Rte 1 (someone listens!)
    Thanks?
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    pussy shaving bandit is too long.. so I shortened it to just "pussy bandit"....
    Awww gotcha.
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    Although neither team makes my top 5 favorites, I'll be going to the home opener on the 16th in Buffalo! I have never been to an NFL game before! I'm pretty excited

    My one again/off again man is a die hard Chiefs fan, so I bought tickets since we live about an hour and a half away from Buffalo.

    1st Row 30 yard line right behind Chiefs bench. I have gotten mixed reviews from people about being that close and still being able to enjoy the game.

    I figured he would enjoy being that close to his favorite players instead of way up high watching the Jumbotron.

    Of course he has been a total DICK, and I haven't heard from him in about a week so I think I might just go by myself lol.

    I'll find out tonight if I have to find another partner in crime to go with me.

    Anyway, None of my friends or family like football, they are indifferent to my excitement. I figured I'd share my happy with you guys!

    So if any of you out there are a Chiefs fan, tell me your favorite player, and I'll try to get a close up in action picture for ya! If you'll be watching the game, I'll be the hootin' & hollerin' Chick with the long red hair behind the Chiefs!


    P.S. Has anyone been to the Ralph for a Bills game? It's the home opener, and I heard Bills fans are HUGE tailgaters, so it should be pretty interesting!

    Do people ever go to a game in their favorite team Jersey even though the team isn't playing? I HATE the Bills and I'm pretty 'Meh' about the Chiefs.

    Anyway, thanks for letting me share!! As you can probably tell, I don't get out of the house very often. So this is a really big deal for me Plus I LOVE watching football!!!
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    Gardenwitch, I have been to a Bills game in Buffalo and it was so much fun. We went to see them play the Packers and the atmosphere was unbelievable. The fans are crazy fun and the tailgating is great. I definitely think you will enjoy the game.
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    Have fun gardenwitch. I despise the Bills so Go Chiefs. FYI the Chiefs are greyfang team and also my misters 2nd team behind the Fins.
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    Garden-cheer loudly for Javier Arenas (Alabama alumni)! Go Chiefs!

    You'll have a great time at the game.
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    Have a great time Gardenwitch!!!!

    I have been to Ralph Wilson twice. You are definitely going at a good time--much better than in December! I went both times cheering for the opposing team and I had a lot of shit said to me, but it was usually said as a joke. We tail gated w/a bunch of Bills fans one time--they asked us to join even though we were dressed head to toe in Cowboys paraphernalia. Good times.

    Have a blast! They know how to party.


    Edit: the tailgating is awesome. I am so jealous of you!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LynnieD View Post
    Have a great time Gardenwitch!!!!

    I have been to Ralph Wilson twice. You are definitely going at a good time--much better than in December! I went both times cheering for the opposing team and I had a lot of shit said to me, but it was usually said as a joke. We tail gated w/a bunch of Bills fans one time--they asked us to join even though we were dressed head to toe in Cowboys paraphernalia. Good times.

    Have a blast! They know how to party.
    In public?
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    Proudly!!!! I had guys coming up to me chatting me up and checking me out. Course, I was young...had the big boobs, etc. Sigh. Youth!

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    The suspension has been lifted, Who Dat bitches!
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    Not the coach though!
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    Give it time my dear, I still have faith!
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