OMG - I just heard David Beckham on the radio trying to read a prepared statement about his decision to step down as England captain. They tried to explain his stumbling, incoherant delivery because he was 'very emotional'. Bollocks! HE CAN'T READ! He's already boasted about the fact that he can't help his 7yr old son with his schoolwork and most parents do that as a 'joke' but in this case he actually means it! Why are so many top level sportsmen so fucking DUMB?!