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    Talking Dumb sports quotes

    "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
    -Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece.

    "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
    -Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice, 1982.

    "Tom."
    -Tom Nissalke, New coach of the NBA's Houston Rockets, when asked how he pronounced his name, 1966.

    "I'll always be Number 1 to myself."
    -Moses Malone

    "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
    -Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh

    I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.
    ---Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model

    "I lost it in the sun!"
    -Billy Loes, Brooklyn Dodgers Pitcher, after fumbling a grounder.

    "You guys line up alphabetically by height."
    -Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach

    "Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
    -Bill Peterson, football coach

    "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
    -Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins, 1991

    "I don't care what the tape says. I didn't say it."
    -Football coach Ray Malavasi

    "I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
    -Former football player/announcer Terry Bradshaw

    "I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating."
    -Jim Finks, New Orleans Saints G.M., when asked after a loss what he thought of the refs, 1986

    "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
    -Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann

    "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.
    -New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers




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    None to add, but this is actually a kind of clever way to get your point across without breaking the rules, heh heh heh.

    "I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating."
    -Jim Finks, New Orleans Saints G.M., when asked after a loss what he thought of the refs, 1986
    "In the face of the blinding sun, I wake only to find
    that Heaven is a stranger place than than one I've left behind." - SM

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    Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator, "This is Gregoriava from
    Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."



    Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely
    horse, I once rode her mother."


    Metro Radio, "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
    eleven Dicks on the field."

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    Quote Originally Posted by celeb_2006 View Post
    Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator, "This is Gregoriava from
    Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."



    Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely
    horse, I once rode her mother."


    Metro Radio, "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
    eleven Dicks on the field."
    Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood!

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    These are funny ^

    "My wiener has never been so exhausted."
    -- NASCAR's Kurt Busch after outlasting three other drivers to win the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile race at Lowe's Motor Speedway

    "Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."
    -Ron Atkinson


    "I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf."
    -Tug McGraw, asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf

    "I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
    -Former football player/announcer Terry Bradshaw


    "We're not attempting to circumcise rules."
    -Bill Cowher, Pittsburgh Steelers coach

    If history repeats itself,
    I should think we can expect the same thing again."
    -Terry Venables


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