The Official AFL Thread

A*O · April 2nd, 2007, 01:23 AM

Probably only Soth and me will post, but everyone is welcome!!!

OK, let's get down to business. Who is the high profile former footy player, now 'media personality' who organises drug/hooker parties on a luxury yacht? The obvious answer is Sam Newman but I think it could be Wayne Carey. He lives in the same apartment block in Port Melbourne as a friend of mine and he hangs around the pool/gym hitting on anything with a pulse. Sleazoid. Then let's talk about the Carlton bogans who are dragging their pathetic domestic squabbles through the courts. An intervention order because they didn't get invited to a 4yr old's birthday party?!?!? The moles they married are behind this, you mark my words.

Soth · April 2nd, 2007, 01:41 AM

If I here one more item about Alex friggin Fevola I will start eating shards of broken glass to get rid of the taste.

I think the Wayne Carey idea is probably closer to the mark than Newman - Im a bit lucky with some of my AFL sources too, my partners Dad used to run the whole shebang with Ross Okley (Ill give you a clue------- Schwab)

Ive never before known a pre-season to be so dramatic ever though, Do you know if the Whitnall feud has been resolved yet?

Thanks for starting this sorely needed thread A*O.

I will offer a shiny gold coin to anyone that can name players this year that have returned positive drug tests too (No WCE players - thats way to easy)

A*O · April 2nd, 2007, 06:23 AM

The Whitnall feud has been entirely driven by their twattish footy mole wives. Hey, if Alex Fevola can grab the headlines in NW or Womans Day behaving like that then why can't they?! At least it knocks Princess Mary and Simone Warne off the front page. Stupid Whitnall brothers for buying into the catfight. I don't think it's been resolved. There are restraining orders flying around and everyone is caught up in the hysteria.

Soth · April 2nd, 2007, 06:28 AM

I must admit, getting the stuffing knocked out of you did wonders for Bally on Friday.....Once Riewalt is fit you are gonna have a half decent team there...

A*O · April 2nd, 2007, 06:34 AM

Oh Nick - shwinggggggg!!!! I have a friend who recently dated Stephen Lawrence (bad experience - the boy has a prob with the grog) who's best mates with Fraser Gehrig (shwinggg apart from the mullet) and provided he stays on form I reckon this could be the Saints year - finally, FINALLY....

Soth · April 2nd, 2007, 06:38 AM

Id be happy with an all Vic final.....and the Geelong/Saints games are always fun to watch.

Is Nick Del Santo fit and playing at the moment, Id not heard much about him

A*O · April 2nd, 2007, 06:41 AM

Dunno - I'm not a total footy tragic but I know a few so I can ask LOL

WickedHo · April 2nd, 2007, 03:45 PM

I'm in!!!! Personally, I'm a Rugby fan, but it's all good. Hell, I don't even understand all the Rugby rules, anyway!!

Woot woot to the AFL!

You lucky sons o' bitches must have some kinda fancy cable, eh, Soth? How do you see these AFL games? Fox Sports World?? I miss Fox Sports World. *le sigh* Or are you in some foreign country, not the US??

A*O · April 2nd, 2007, 06:05 PM

Soth's an Aussie! We get wall to wall AFL from now until September, especially in Melbourne which is the spiritual home of the great game. Rugby really doesn't feature much here at all. It's more for the country bumpkins in NSW and Queensland.

Dean James · April 2nd, 2007, 06:34 PM

Aw, I thought this thread was about teams like the Patriots, Colts, Chargers, and all the rest. Oh well, best wishes for a good season you Aussies!

A*O · April 2nd, 2007, 06:54 PM

For the purposes of this thread:

AFL = Australian Football League (aka Aussie Rules football)

I told you there'd only be a couple of people posting!

Soth · April 2nd, 2007, 09:14 PM

Yay we will sing the praises of aerial ping pong all day here, where the men are men and there isnt a helmet to be seen on a single player.

Knee reconstructions can be bought for a dollar, and blood will now be referred to as claret.......This is a wonderful game people....it really is