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    5-Year-Old Rob Gronkowski Smashes Pinata, Steals All Candy from Classmates

    By Arman Walia, Featured Columnist Oct 30, 2015

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    This video is the definition of peak Gronk.

    We all know New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski is a competitor, but that ruthlessness started earlier than we realized.

    During the Patriots' 36-7 win over the Miami Dolphins on Thursday night, incredible footage of a five-year-old Gronk taking part in a school celebration was aired during the broadcast.

    Gronk was hacking away at a pinata and broke open the candy-filled animal. After the candy started spilling out, Gronk hit the floor with the rest of his classmates before realizing that wasn't going to get him the most goodies.

    He stood up right under of the source and used two hands to grab the sugary treats. He then walked away from the pile, holding his prize up high while knocking over some poor soul in the process.


    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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    He's still hot.
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    That makes him looker smarter than I'd give him credit for.
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