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    Default Racist Baseball Player John Rocker

    He's apparently on Match.com looking for just that special pure white little lady to marry and breed with. Just what every woman needs.. not.

    John Rocker Would Like To Knock You Up

    Maybe we’re just too skeptical today, but this might be too good to be believed: It seems John Rocker has himself a Match.com profile. (His handle is “bullpenjohn,” rather than, say, “crackerman1974.”)

    According to the profile, if it can be believed, Rocker has changed a lot since we saw him last.

    "" I am ready for a committeed retlationship and I am looking for a woman who will be a good wife, full time mother and best friend. As much as I want an independent woman, I hope to find someone who will is willing to focus on motherhood and our lives together. To say I’m a lot more mature at 30 than I was at 24 or 25 is an understatement. I’m more grown up.""

    Independent women shouldn’t be scared off by Rocker’s hope that you’ll “focus on the motherhood.” As long as, as the profile requests, you’re “White/Caucasian.” Oh, and you make between $50,001 to $75,000 a year. And you like to beat up some queer with AIDS and can’t help but wonder how all those foreigners, whom you’re just not a very big fan of, got in the country.

    Yep, ladies: You could shoot out this fella’s spawn. Line forms in the back!

    “bullpenjohn” [Match.com]
    http://www.deadspin.com/sports/baseb...-up-156897.php

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    Default Re: Racist Baseball Player John Rocker

    *Ahem* Asshole
    Im ashamed to say what I did for a klondike bar...

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    Disgusting. I hope he finds what he's looking for.

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    He should be looking for a simple spelling course. If you are doing the online dating thing and you can't spell "committed relationship", you're an ass.
    Let's AV DIS!

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    Default Re: Racist Baseball Player John Rocker

    Quote Originally Posted by milky*mcgee
    He should be looking for a simple spelling course. If you are doing the online dating thing and you can't spell "committed relationship", you're an ass.

    Maybe he means he'll have a committee of the Aryan Brotherhood help him decide on a suitable slave, er mate.

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    Imagine what would be happy being married to him! I shudder to think.
    Keep passing the open windows.

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    Christ...I thought this guy would've dropped off the face of the earth a long time ago.
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