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I just saw a product called Color Oops at the store the other day. I made a mental note to use it if I ever screw up my color again. I'd try it if I were you. My hairstylist also told me to wash my...

An old teacher of mine used to approach the parents of children who had a sign of diabetes. It's a darkening of skin on the back of the neck. Some of these people would actually go with her to her...

In my NICU where I work, we had a mom that requested only white nurses take care of her baby. She claimed that she couldn't understand the "oriental" accents, which was bullshit. She was one of the...

Nah, I'm equally judgmental of all of them, lol

^^That is amazing. They're all awesome to look at. I think the Kansas City library is especially cute and clever. Wonder how long before they add the Twilight series to it. JOKING.

Oh, HELL NO she didn't have insurance. Neither did the asshole who wrecked my car a couple years ago. Why don't they have it? Because they don't have to. They can walk around with no legal ID, no tax...

By that, you mean your horrible personality. And yes, you're right.

As if the inevitable divorce proceedings aren't going to be enough of a hassle, now they have to add laser removal to their future to-do list.

IDIOTS!

Shayne is a pretty girl for the time being, but i'm quite sure she will ruin her looks soon enough with loads of PS.

Shauna is simply hideous. I seriously don't know who would find that...

I'm sorry...who is this bitch?

Is it just me or is she an ugly, asymmetrical version of Jessica Alba?

^^Exactly. One can only hope karma does its thing when it comes to them.

I think she was asking about "rice".

I love NeNe. I now use the term "trashbox" thanks to her.

Oh yes. Can't wait.

None of these hosebeasts have hobbies besides shopping and gossiping, so the new gal should fit right in. And she couldn't be any duller than Lynne

^^Seriously!
1. Give them your number.
2. Answer your own damn phone.

Problem solved.

I'm sure she experiences a lot of racial intolerance attending a historically black college. What do they know about what she's gone through?

They'll probably do a show devoted to her doing Kegels to get her hoo ha back in shape. This family has no modesty whatsoever.

All of these bitches are way too self absorbed and immature to have children anyway. I literally fear for Kourtney's baby. Normally, I'm all for a mother raising her own kid, but I hope she...

Bless her heart. Thank God the parents are supportive.

I hate how all the guys in Bikram strip down to just their shorts and expose their (usually) disgusting, hairy, sweaty bodies to all. I know I shouldn't be paying attention, but it's gross.

My babies dictated my birth plan, not me.

Greedy bastards. Figures it was at Burlington Coat Factory....shithole.

I think I'm a pretty good tipper. Almost always 20%, but rarely much more than that. I only do it because I'm fortunate that I have it to give, and most servers I've had are usually pretty good. I'm...

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Don't worry, dude. In 10 years, no one will remember who you are.