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  1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXnJELh78qs He...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXnJELh78qs

    He could have bought this and saved himself $999,999. It's just as scary and he could have used the rest of the money on buying people he can spit at: ...
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    She has a rather large bulge near her left eye. ...

    She has a rather large bulge near her left eye. Infection of some sort? I like the dress though, and she still has a killer figure.
  3. Im never going again. It was so un-fun. It was...

    Im never going again. It was so un-fun. It was boiling. It was too crowded. I did not enjoy it at all, Gwynethtold USA Today.

    Too crowded: Obviously no one paid attention to the pan-faced...
  4. Well, obviously the system wasn't working to the...

    Well, obviously the system wasn't working to the best of it's ability, in the pursuit of justice as this poor girl is dead.

    It's too fucking late for her, springs to mind.

    How good of the...
  5. I wanted to see this too and I've had enough...

    I wanted to see this too and I've had enough alcohol to attempt it. This was the only photo on the first page of google images that I could be arsed cutting and pasting.
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    Those are the first two names that struck me when...

    Those are the first two names that struck me when I read this.
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    I just watched the video and I'm afraid I'm...

    I just watched the video and I'm afraid I'm passing more than Clorox! Saying that, as Witchywoman said, it's NOT raining spiders, just a huge web that seems to be caught on cables and there is a...
  8. What do they fucking expect? No, really, are...

    What do they fucking expect? No, really, are people lending their shit out to the car crash in order for publicity...Heaven's above. They're loving this.
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    I respect spiders, they are the epitome of a...

    I respect spiders, they are the epitome of a successful species, but I will always have to double bleach my underwear when I encounter one. A whole load of the bleeders wafting into my face is too...
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    I would literally shit myself lifeless.

    I would literally shit myself lifeless.
  11. So Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are broke...

    So Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are broke because they're fucking stupid. I guess the 'push' sign on the doors were too difficult to fathom? I'm sure no alien would be caught dead fondling their...
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    I'm pretty sure that's what she was counting on. ...

    I'm pretty sure that's what she was counting on. This little gruesome triangle keeps all of them media relevant, including the dimpled shit-bag. If any of them had a talent for anything, it's moot...
  13. Are they new lips? It's hard to tell with...

    Are they new lips? It's hard to tell with Stodden. I can see her smearing her lipstick a good inch off her natural lip line without batting a tarantula-inspired eyelash. The hair/ wig is quite...
  14. The nose jumps out as the weakest link here. A...

    The nose jumps out as the weakest link here. A bit more shading to get rid of the bulbous tip and too-wide bridge and it wouldn't look so bad (maybe make the cheeks a little rosier so she doesn't...
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    LOL at the breezed hair effect from her hand-held...

    LOL at the breezed hair effect from her hand-held fan.
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    Just when you thought her ass couldn't get any...

    Just when you thought her ass couldn't get any bigger. That thing's going to affect the tides! All kidding aside, I hope she finds she isn't allergic to the sprog and tries to pass it off to an...
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    That poor dog! Stubby legs-check; Tit's...

    That poor dog!

    Stubby legs-check; Tit's repelling each other-check; face that scares babies and pretty much anything with a pulse-check. She tries and fails equally hard. Even the pumpkins are...
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    When I see anything about Facebook I think of...

    When I see anything about Facebook I think of this:

    The IT Crowd | Friendface | Channel 4 - YouTube

    The Jacket could be a fun thing though. I could see myself lurking with a pin at hand to...
  19. Diamond bracelet injury right there. Maybe she...

    Diamond bracelet injury right there. Maybe she didn't press charges because the real owner might have claimed the weapon back.

    They do bring the entertainment. These two are the most...
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    I'm putting my money on Extra Virgin Olive...

    I'm putting my money on Extra Virgin Olive Barrymore Kopelman. Congrats to them both.
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    Sincerity cannot be achieved with muppet brows. ...

    Sincerity cannot be achieved with muppet brows. The picture says look at me, not the badly drawn whateverthefuckitis on her arm. Did she not invade rehab with the excuse of Twitter bullying? You...
  22. http://i1136.photobucket.com/albums/n486/skrewtys/...

    http://i1136.photobucket.com/albums/n486/skrewtys/marilynwithbook_zps7e635801.png

    The fact that the Stod was unable to read past the first page before falling asleep is a little flirtation with...
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    When I go out I always sling a kitten over my...

    When I go out I always sling a kitten over my arm. It's a sure way of distracting attention away from god-awful newly inflatabubble lips and crap skirts.
  24. She is wasted and clearly doesn't have any brain...

    She is wasted and clearly doesn't have any brain cells she can rub together to make a coherent thought. It's embarrassing and watching this, it doesn't surprise me that her children are...
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    YES! With lawyers around the bottom tier, holding...

    YES! With lawyers around the bottom tier, holding crap fireworks or signs with a big old question mark on them.
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