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    Ctfo

    a career that pays well and intends to showcase men in tight, revealing shorts with a wink-and-nod to cross dressing and fancying frivoulos fashion jewelry, is undeniably sending the most...
  2. "These two are soooo doing it." ...

    "These two are soooo doing it." hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

    look, every smooth cub needs a nice beard to stroke.
  3. fair-to-middlin' trade certified!

    fair-to-middlin' trade certified!
  4. remember like when she won idol and all, how...

    remember like when she won idol and all, how everybody said that she and sideshow justin were like a couple? hahahhahahahah!!!
  5. the masonic lodge? damn, i bet that was a good...

    the masonic lodge? damn, i bet that was a good time!
  6. yeah, she's got 'em reversed...the ass is on top,...

    yeah, she's got 'em reversed...the ass is on top, out in front there. see it? covered in ass zits and all. bono is engaged and on task though. her ass must be writin' a check is all i got to say!
  7. awesomique!

    awesomique!
  8. moles and sunspots says he's been doing this kind...

    moles and sunspots says he's been doing this kind of thing for awhile. took us a bit i guess, what with mcconaughey and all. eh, he'd do for the night me thinks...yes, he'd do.
  9. mother theresa was a rack of bones...

    mother theresa was a rack of bones too...martyrdom has its perks.
  10. jess sprawls in her walk in closet, sobbing "why...

    jess sprawls in her walk in closet, sobbing "why joe, why!?!"
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    he'll get really fat and old and then make a...

    he'll get really fat and old and then make a comeback with rehab or a children's book, looking fresh as a daisy. a really dirty, drunken daisy.
  12. sweet like outer space poison candy.

    sweet like outer space poison candy.
  13. don't give the boy too much credit. he is after...

    don't give the boy too much credit. he is after all, among those photgraphed, the one with the most to gain (does he have family? biological children notwithstanding). besides, at least those...
  14. right on

    i totally agree.
  15. *see above jelliRules

    *see above
    jelliRules
  16. again with the wrong door. there's nothing here...

    again with the wrong door. there's nothing here about her lesbian tendencies (oh but how sweet a dream). however, my hormones prevent me from scorn where a-list ali is concerned. she is down to...
  17. oh, my bad. i thought this was a discussion...

    oh, my bad. i thought this was a discussion board topic detailing the lesbian pride of the recently outed alicia silverstone. i do apologize.
  18. she seems aloof and all, but i'm not getting the...

    she seems aloof and all, but i'm not getting the hate vibe like the rest of y'all. she is universally hated, and i can't figure out why. is it because she ruined the otherwise perfect spider man...
  19. sunshine et al are right on! my friend sabrina...

    sunshine et al are right on! my friend sabrina always said, "reese witherspoon is a cold fish..." and it aint no wonder prince phillipe left her. after that oscar, her wet blanket appeal shot...
  20. hellz yeah he's cute. but you know he'd want to...

    hellz yeah he's cute. but you know he'd want to slap you around a bit, yelling obscenities and such, then f* your brains out. mmm...
  21. don't horses belong in stables?

    don't horses belong in stables?
  22. hey, agreed. completely useless. however, nic...

    hey, agreed. completely useless. however, nic and paris do tend to the truth of most personal matters. meanwhile, lindsay, not unlike her lying sack-o-shit mother (daddy too), denies, cries,...
  23. at mcdonalds? like its a stretch for white...

    at mcdonalds? like its a stretch for white trash. she is so very sold out it makes be want to vomit. her mother should have been arrested along with her dead-beat dad. nauseous...
  24. not only is she disgusting, she sucks! can you...

    not only is she disgusting, she sucks! can you imagine her as a friend? peer? coworker? ugghh...
  25. eddie murphy said, "look freak, i know you know i...

    eddie murphy said, "look freak, i know you know i like it real freaky too...so, have a drink and tell me about gerri halliwell's pink ass. did he really stick it in there?" scary replied, "eddie,...
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