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sings..."I'll be there for you!"...not!

All that makeup makes her look like a raccoon.

She's good-looking, but too angular for my taste. I'd like to force-feed her some twinkies and Ho-hos.

Jeez, what are you trying to do here, kid, write "War and Peace, the 2007 Update"? I'm a busy man and don't have time for long lectures. At least now I know where to come when the Ambien isn't...

I'm sure Larry will ask all the tough questions. He's a regular barracuda, that guy is.

I know I am. I would rather watch Shrek 3 with my kids than watch movies about oh-so-serious subjects. I'm goofy that way.

It hurts that you can see through my tawdry schemes.

I don't know who else this Blind Item could be about. Why is it supposed to be such a tragedy if she is in the junkie in question? I don't care one way or the other.

Let's put her in the Space Shuttle and make her a permanent astronaut, like the dude in "Major Tom".

This is one sexy and gorgeous lady.

Not that I care for the Hilton sisters, but if had to choose between them, I would take Nicky. She has just a little bit of promise.

She looks like an eccentric nurse.

She's just an actress (of sorts) who happens to be an adopt-a-holic. Why are you people getting your knickers in a twist over this woman?

She's so boring. She does nothing for me.

I want to go!

I love these cozy scenes.

I'm all for women dressing sexy, but this is just disgusting. Jesus, put some clothes on, woman.

She needs to stay in rehab for the rest of her life, so we'll never have to hear about her again.

Nope, I'm pretty humble. I don't count myself among the Witty Group. I'm a pretty good poet, but I'm experiencing writer's block right now. Maybe I'll come up with a juicy poem later.

I didn't know you guys were such a pious, clean-living bunch. Well I'll rinse with some extra-strong Listerine, how about that?

If you are a new poster, and don't know what GR was like back in...

Oh, Gawd, just shut up. Your contention that I want to be a Moderator on this screwed up forum is the last way I would want to spend my time. I used to think it was cool, until it got so infested...

Jesus Christ, how stupid are you? I was using the term "admiration" ironically, but I guess irony is something your thick little head can't comprehend. I don't care what you think of me, or what your...

Oh, did I get called a bitch? I wouldn't know, because I have so many people on Ignore. You're one of the few reasonable voices heard round these here parts, since the kiddies took over.

Oh, and...

I appreciate your admiration! And by the way, before you make judgments, keep in mind there's a little more to A Mean Lady Cussing and Saying Unkewl Things than meets the eye. There are extenuating...

Your scintillating wit and your rollicking sense of humor keep me in stitches. Please,whatever you do, don't ever change.