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Every statement that comes out of this conference would be funny to the brink of hysterics, if it were not for the fact that these old bats are actually quite powerful, at which point, it becomes...

Asian me:
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Black me:
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Bizarre pageant baby me:...

You forget the gays. :P

Don't give up, Mooms, it takes a lot of practice to be able to get nice straight lines with liquid liner, but it's worth it. :)

Blood and Tears, by Danzig. It's a gorgeous song, kind of Elvis-like, but I've been walking around singing it for DAYS! :-S

I think it's a pretty spot-on analogy. Why honor someone who fought to maintain slavery?

I had a pair of JLo jeans once. :o What can I say, they accommodated my ass and cost under $20 (before I knew she used fur in her clothing line).

Where the fuck are you when I need you to slam my neocon dad, Grimm?! :P

Er, no they don't. Coming from someone who's been in ballet nearly all her life (sadly, all the time spent there didn't do any good, as I still can't dance for shit), it's pretty safe to say that...

What a conformist dumbass. She had a gorgeous body before, negative tits and all.



Took the words right out of my mouth. :rofl2:

Not buying it. In all the "after" pics, she's wearing liner well outside the edges of her top lip; pretty well done, but I've done it on myself too many times to miss it.

Though I might believe...

It's like that article posted on here a while ago: fuck the people, save the fetuses (fetii?)!

Can't they just Let It Go already?!

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Oh my, where do I start?

I have REALLY BIG BOOBS that I just can't get used to. As I've bitched about before, I'm very short and small-framed, so it feels like they're too big, besides being...

Looks like a Bratz doll.

I want to download it, but I'm afraid I'll want to take it off and I don't know how. :(

Short nails, all the way. I keep them pretty short (cut as soon as I see that white bit), which is hard since they grow very, very fast and are extremely hard.

I used to have the nails on my...

They remind me of David Hasselhoff. It's the whole "sexy posing". I hate it when people make such a calculated effort at being "hot".

Weeell, I've spoken to a few makeup artists, and they say that they're not supposed to do it on customers, because there's a risk or irritation (if the person has very sensitive eyes) or infection...

OMG, Mooms, will you please STOP POOTING FOR A DAMN SECOND?! :nono:

I'd say about 130 then (lots of muscle), maybe 160-ish now. On a side note, her body was amazing back then. :eek:

I love Dita Von Teese's style. Absolutely love it. Most of the actresses on that list manage to look decent, but exactly the same. Where's the variety?

^^ Seriously, the day I tried liquid on my waterline was the best day of my life. Try it, you'll never go back.

That's just tacky. I used to like this guy, but seriously, it seems like he's just doing this to get some kind of childish revenge on Dita for dumping his sorry ass. What a pig.