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    Vienna Sausage Got Her Beak Snipped

    In case the can in your head reserved for reality trash was emptied since The Bachelor 14 ended last year, let me remind you who this Vienna Girardi chick is. Vienna is the overly toasted toucan from Florida who broke her losing streak of always coming in 4th place in every Haylie Duff lookalike contest (even the contests where she was the only contestant) by actually winning a competition. Well, that's if you count getting stuck with a human douche bottle full of anuses as "winning." At the end of The Bachelor 14, mega asshole Jake Pavelka gave Vienna Sausage the final rose. They quickly broke up and then Vienna Sausage took the ugly cry to a whole new terrifying level when she fought with asshole Jake during a reunion special. And now, she's back!

    Vienna is on the new season of Bachelor Pad and she promoted that shit show by showing off her new beak job to UsWeekly. Vienna explains to UsWeekly why she decided to go under the plastic surgeon's chisel:


    "It's something I've wanted since I was 9 or 10. In school, they called me Pinocchio. After The Bachelor, bloggers called me 'horse face.' Evil names. I even went blond because my dark hair made my nose look bigger!

    After the surgery, you literally feel like you've had your skull cracked open."

    Vienna says that now that she has a new nose to go with the plastic titty sacks she installed a while ago, she's okay with the way she looks and plans to stay away from the surgeon's office.

    Vienna Sausage's schnoz looked fine then and it looks fine now. I can't even tell the difference, because all those layers of Photoshop are getting in the way. But I will say that with a different colored weave, she can finally move on from losing every Haylie Duff lookalike contest to losing every Teen Mom Farrah lookalike contest.

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    I think her old one fit her face better....
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    I can hardly tell the difference. But I like her with a big nose.

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    there's something about the shape of her eyes that makes her look...off. she's fug either way but whatever makes her feel more confident.
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    she's annoying.
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    I think it's a good, natural-looking result.

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    I see they corrected her orange skin color,too.
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    she still looks cross-eyed to me.

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    liked her before better

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    The tip may be shorter, but the nose looks wider. If so, she looked better before because her eyes were the FOCUS of her face, now her nose takes the attention from the eyes.

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    i have no idea who this is, but she looked better before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by holly View Post
    she still looks cross-eyed to me.
    Totally -- and she has those "ceiling eyes" that freak me out. One of "The Hills" girls has them too -- don't know her name.

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    Whatever. Her eyes are what keep her looking like this guy....




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    I see almost no difference. Still fug as hell.

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    its weird. i would have thought a nose job would make her look better but not so much. maybe it was just a bad plastic surgeon or a bad picture? i don't think she was bad looking before but the ps didn't help anything. her eyes also look weird in the 2nd pic

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    She's still fug and and a trashy skank.
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