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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    This is where hyphenation makes all the difference. "Man-pleasing chicken" would make me think a little less about a man sexually taking advantage of a poor chicken.

    But now the chicken sounds like a whore who's into it.
    Takes a slutty chicken to know one!

    I think the recipe needs a better name. I'm in no mood to please a man right now, or for that matter, a chicken.

    Maybe "Savory maple-mustard chicken"?
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    For fuck's sake, we're all perverts and we're all going to hell. That's why I didn't even want to click on this thread...yet I did.

    Anyway. I'm always looking for new things to do with chicken...when I'm cooking, that is, so I'll jot this one down. Thanks for the recipe!
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    I've made it too and it was OK. Boyfriend wasn't exactly enthused when he tried it, but it was edible. It made the house smell like maple syrup all night though (in fact, when he came home from work he was asking if we were having "breakfast for dinner").

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadDwarf View Post
    When I saw this thread title I thought it was about a man molesting a chicken. I can't believe my mind went there.
    I know, right? I was all like, "Does the chicken wear a teddy and fuck-me pumps?"

    But the recipe sounds great.
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    Yeah, this thread isn't what I had pictured. Oh well - the recipe sounds tasty!

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    Do you guys not do honey-&- mustard stuff? Surely maple is just a variation on that?

    Not sure I'd waste maple syrup on this, it's too expensive over here.
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    Honey mustard is pretty standard here, but maple is such an overwhelming flavor that I think it instantly makes everyone think of pancakes and breakfast.

    IMHO, maple syrup is kind of expensive here, too because I'm kind of picky about which I use.

    Actually, I think this would work really well with pork chops, too.
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    Oh! Now pork chops is a good idea!
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    I know! I'm kind of craving this now.
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    I'm craving a cup of tea & my bed, but it's 11pm here.
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    I've got a cup of tea, but no pork chops. lol But I need to write a grocery list.
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