1. Start with a doughy mass from Dallas Texas. (Must be from the Heldentenor region.)
  2. Sprinkle with various parts of opera, rock, and blues.
  3. Add 60 pounds more dough over a 30-day period (i.e. - enough to serve entire draft board)
  4. Add Stoney Murphy for two years, and then remove Stoney Murphy
  5. Add heat from Rocky Horror Picture Show, then slowly remove while Loaf is still fairly warm
  6. Combine generously with Todd Rundgren and Jim Steinman and serve like a bat out of hell