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    Default Re: Homo With Parnsip Puree and Foie Gras Bordelaise

    Well if you don't like animal foie gras...you could always pop down to your local McDonald's, find the fattest person you can, and take their liver. Voila...human foie gras.... and no animal cruelty!

    (am sure I'm going to get bitched out for this but hey, I thought it was amusing)

    Quote Originally Posted by Barbara
    ^^ I've never seen an animal eat itself sick 'til it dies...
    As above...go to McDonald's, Burger King, some other such fast food place. Plenty of animals earing themselves sick until they die, right there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbara
    ^^ I've never seen an animal eat itself sick 'til it dies...
    I had a pet rabbit that ate itself to death (per the vet) ... but we didn't eat any of it ... what a waste!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogue
    Well if you don't like animal foie gras...you could always pop down to your local McDonald's, find the fattest person you can, and take their liver. Voila...human foie gras.... and no animal cruelty!

    (am sure I'm going to get bitched out for this but hey, I thought it was amusing)



    As above...go to McDonald's, Burger King, some other such fast food place. Plenty of animals earing themselves sick until they die, right there.
    If they are at McD's then they are fare game..pretty much no question that a heavy person there is not getting a salad most likely..and anyone with sense would know to stay away from there...especially if they are heavy..or anyone for that matter..their stuff is disgusting. hmmm..human foie gras...

    ***OK to my original recipe..foie gras taken from a human caught at a McD's is an acceptable substitute for that which is in the recipe.***..one caveat...if you try it let us know how it tastes!

    -hell, I eat all kinds of junk and even I have given up Mcdonalds!-

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    Default Re: Homo With Parnsip Puree and Foie Gras Bordelaise

    Should you trim the excess fat from your homo? The ones I managed to conjure up don't look very nice.
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    why not just make the foie gras from the homo you got? I think it would taste better than someone from McD's esp if you get it organic and it should save you some time and money

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    Default Re: Homo With Parnsip Puree and Foie Gras Bordelaise

    Everytime I pass the thread title I read it as

    Homo with Prenup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogue
    Well if you don't like animal foie gras...you could always pop down to your local McDonald's, find the fattest person you can, and take their liver. Voila...human foie gras.... and no animal cruelty!
    Soylent foie gras is people!

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    Default Re: Homo With Parnsip Puree and Foie Gras Bordelaise

    ARRRRGG!!! Phone the NRA immediately!

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