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    Quote Originally Posted by ediebrooks
    Like I said, maybe I'm not sophisticated enough. Torturing defenseless animals is not amusing to me--maybe because a lot of times I like animals better than people. A few years ago, there was a story in the news about a bunch of sadistic rednecks trying to barbecue a kitten on an outdoor grill. A neighbor tried to save the kitten, but the kitten died anyway. Are you guys laughing your heads off now and wishing you had the video?
    I think you need to chill. This is a joke on an Internet forum. It is clearly identified as a joke. It is your perogative not to find it funny, but keep the moral indignation to yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ediebrooks
    Oh it's a joke? Oh really? Well, why am I not laughing, then? Maybe because there plenty of sickos and twisted folks in the world who might think placing a cat in an oven or a slow cooker is a damn fine idea. Sorry if my sense of humor is not sufficiently evolved, but animal torture is not my cup of tea.
    SOHB. I guess we shouldn't joke about retards or midgets, hunh? Let alone the 17th Annual Midget Retard Cat Bake-off coming up next month at the North Carolina State Fair.

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    Yep, and I got an early bird discount on registration.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flecjill
    I find the joke, both of them, and the pictures, offensive. I am an animal lover and I don't find it funny to even joke about those things much less joke about eating a child. And I DO have a good sense of humor.
    Uh, no, you don't.

    Lobe, I only paid $6.50 for mine, but I think I got ripped off...

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    Quote Originally Posted by WickedHo
    Lobe, I only paid $6.50 for mine, but I think I got ripped off...
    That would be due to your inexcusable behavior at the 16th Annual Midget Retard Cat Bake-off when you threw a hissy because your Calico Muffins sucked ass. Everyone talked about it.
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    Let's not bring up old stuff, ok? Besides, my lawyer says I shouldn't be talking about it.

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    I forgot to mention, before cooking any kind of feline you MUST wash it carefully to remove any grit or kitty litter (ew) and of course to minimise the risk of hairballs in the finished dish.
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    Me and hubby joke that Elmo has juicy looking thighs...

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    Why do you think I call the stray cat I have 'Fatty'? We've been plumping him up nicely for the Bake Off. I need his extra fat to make my Cathead Biscuits extra tasty.

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    Come on you guys, everyone knows the best way to cook a homosexual is an oven

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVZ
    Come on you guys, everyone knows the best way to cook a homosexual is an oven
    Not according to the Jeffrey Dahmer cookbook!

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    Quote Originally Posted by UndercoverGator
    Why do you think I call the stray cat I have 'Fatty'? We've been plumping him up nicely for the Bake Off. I need his extra fat to make my Cathead Biscuits extra tasty.
    I'll throw in a few slabs of fat from my stray. He's called "Fatty," too. I love Cathead Biscuits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UndercoverGator
    Not according to the Jeffrey Dahmer cookbook!
    Where can I get a copy of that? I'm having some people over to my dorm for dinner tomorrow and I've already got an alleycat and a homosexual locked up in my closet. Beer roasted cat and baked homosexual...should be a blast. Does that book have dessert recipes?


    Oh and i need that book ASAP. People are starting to ask questions about the muffled yellling and sobbing coming from my closet.

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    It's at your local Barnes and Nobles, disgused as a harmless book on true crime entitled "Cannibals and Cult Killers" Optional recipes for serving up humans sprinkled throughout it.

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    I have a huge cat, he was a stray but we think he is a Norwegian Forest Cat, and they are immense. He is a little old, but if we stew him he might be all right, and he would definitely serve several people, maybe a small dinner party.
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