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    Omg, what in the fucking hell was that? Good lord, you can find just about anything in Google Images, I suppose!!! SHIT!

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    well it is all fake..they proved the pics were faked..but to actually go through the deception is pretty sick, huh? I have a feeling this whole thread is going to be deleted by a (sober) moderator any time now..
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    I find the joke, both of them, and the pictures, offensive. I am an animal lover and I don't find it funny to even joke about those things much less joke about eating a child. And I DO have a good sense of humor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mushy
    Ha ha! I get it!! Funny! Here's a recipe for homosexual rights:

    Take:

    1 Homosexual

    Add another homosexual

    Mix.

    Subtract their rights!!!


    Hahahahaaa.
    Now the homos need to be thoroughly blended first..to get out the rights you will need to strain carefully...
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    Actually I think the homosexuals must first be marinated in fruit juice and butter.

    Fetuses should be deep fried using baby oil.

    And cats should be hidden away far far away from Chinese restaurants, Mexican restaurants, Korean restaurants and Sojiita.

    But I do like a good link of bbqed alligator sausage. Does that make me a cannibal?

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    Humorless St. Louis Conservative Bitch in Liberal Sauce

    Just follow the cat recipe but use/cut up some random Missouri bitch instead...for the sauce just have some homos jerk-off on it once it is done.

    *warning* the bitch may be tough and stringy and tasteless
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    FRIED FETUS!! I'm going to have to try this tonight.
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    BEER ROASTED CAT
    1 DEAD cat cut into roast
    1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
    1 cube of beef bouillon
    1 clove of garlic
    1 Fine Irish Stout, like Guinness

    I amended your recipe Soj to avoid any further offence/confusion. Of course you don't put a LIVE animal into a slow cooker, it makes it too hard to keep the lid on (very important with slow cookers).
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    Sojiita!! You just made Diet Coke spew out of my nose!!

    Reading a book on bird care tonight it said that budgies are a delicacy among the aborigines. They spear the birds on a stick and roast them, the word budgie comes from an abo word that means "tastes delicious" Poor little birdies.

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    You can also substitute jackass and call it democrat stew. Just be sure to wash the meat off very well and rub lemons on the outside to sanitize the nastier parts of the meat.

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    George likes your recipe.

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    Bwaaaaaaaaa!

    On this note, sadly, I must go to bed.

    Pray that I don't have nightmares about fried babies and roasted kitties.
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    Night, Algernon. Fine, don't have delicious dreams.
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy


    George likes your recipe.
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    I find that that fruit garnishes nicely.

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