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Thread: I'm making sourdough with my vaginal yeast

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    Default I'm making sourdough with my vaginal yeast

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    Is that how Ma did it on Little House On The Prairie?
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    For a recipe that involves scraping yeast off your dildo, she's really worried people will be bothered by "misogynistic and disablist language"?????
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    Her bread is done and, at least according to her, delicious.
    Happy Thanksgiving: This Woman Just Ate the Bread She Made From Her Yeast Infection

    sorry can't post the article because I'm on my phone but the link is safe.
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    As safe as a link can be that talks about vaginal sourdough.
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    That whole blog...this woman is insane.

    I'm sure the bread would be a lovely accompaniment for clam chowder and box wine.
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    Every time I read this title, I gag. JFC who the HELL does this? It's disgusting just thinking about it!
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    These batshit feminazis aren't really the kind of ambassadors the movement needs in order to be taken seriously are they.
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    In her defence, I don't think she's trying to make any kind of grand feminist gesture, she says herself she was curious and has a gross sense of humour.
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    Nah, I reckon she's 100% serious.
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    Still, I can't help but think you don't do this unless you're looking to provoke a reaction and you gotta expect that disgust is going to figure prominently among that. It's not worth making a negative comment on her blog but I still think it's gross.
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    And in other vaginal food news:

    Polish company to brew beer from Czech model's vagina bacteria

    By Ben Hooper
    Updated March 30, 2016 at 12:27 PM

    WARSAW, Poland, March 30 (UPI) -- A Poland-based company is crowdfunding to raise money for its latest venture: beer brewed using lactic acid bacteria from the vagina of a Czech model.

    Warsaw-based The Order of Yoni -- "Yoni" being a Sanskrit word for "vagina" -- is seeking to raise about $170,000 with an IndieGoGo campaign for Bottled Instinct, a beer brewed using lactic acid bacteria collected from the vagina of Alexandra Brendlova.

    "We have discovered a process of transmission of her essence of her femininity, her instincts by isolation of lactic acid bacteria from her vagina," the company says in a YouTube video promoting the campaign. "Our laboratory isolates and multiplies the bacteria in a safe way."
    The company uses hyper-sexualized language to describe the end product.

    "Imagine a woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion... Try her taste, feel her smell, hear her voice... Imagine her massaging you passionately and whispering into your ear everything you want. Now free your fantasies and imagine that with a magic wand you can close it in one bottle of beer," the IndiGoGo page reads.

    The Order of Yoni says the initial run of beers would include sour ales, lambics, flanders ales and sour stouts.
    Each bottle of beer will be stamped with Brendlova's name as well as "the date of the collection of her vaginal swab."
    "By using Yoni bacteria in the process, the beers contain femininity and woman's instincts," the company says.
    The beers do not, however, feature the taste or odor of a vagina, the brewers say.

    The company says their future plans include brewing other types of beers using bacteria harvested from other woman, as well as other products incorporating said bacteria including kefirs and yogurts.
    The campaign had raised $12.47 of its $169,989.75 goal after six days Wednesday, with 25 days of fundraising remaining.



    source: Watch: 'Bottled Instinct' beer brewed with Czech model's vagina bacteria - UPI.com
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    wtf
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