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    I love chilli, I'm always trying to find my perfect chilli, so I'm going to be giving this one a go...

    Man Sized Guinness Chili

    November 10, 2011 By Stefanie


    1 can of Crushed Tomatoes

    1 Can of Black Beans, drained and rinsed

    1 Can of Kidney Beans, drained and rinsed

    1 lb of GroundTurkey

    Cup Diced Onion

    1 pint of Guinness

    1 TBSP Chili Seasoning

    1 TBSP Hot Sauce

    1 TBSP Salt

    1 TBSP Pepper

    1 TSP Grated Garlic

    1 TSP Crushed Red Pepper Flakes

    1 TBSP Cumin

    1 TBSP Fresh Cilantro, chopped

    1 TBSP Olive Oil

    Add the olive oil to a large pot. Dice the onions and then add them to the olive oil. Cook the onions over medium heat until they are translucent and soft. Add the garlic to the onions. Stir garlic and cook for two minutes. Add in the ground turkey. Add all of your seasonings and hot sauce. Turn the heat up to high and cook the turkey until it has browned.

    Pour the can of Guinness into the pot. Using a rubber spatula, stir the turkey and onions. Make sure to remove all brown bits from the bottom and sides of the pot. Let the Guinness boil for five minutes.

    Pour the cans of beans into a strainer. Rinse them under cold water. Pour the crushed tomatoes and beans into the pot.

    Simmer chili over medium heat for 20 minutes. Remove from the heat and add the fresh cilantro. Stir chili to evenly distribute the cilantro.

    Get a man sized heaping portion and top it with cheese, sour cream, or tortilla chips (or all three if you like). Grab a spoon and enjoy this chili that puts all canned chili to shame!

    Man Sized Guinness Chili
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    That's almost exactly how I make my turkey chili, but I also try to see how many difference varieties of chilies I can add - I think my record was 12 once, but it was very hot.

    Chili also requires homemade cornbread!
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    You had me at sprinkle with fresh cilantro.
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    I'm a veggie but am definitely gonna try to cook this for my boyfriend. He'll love it!
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    Can you substitute the meat for quorn or something?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    Chili also requires homemade cornbread!
    Amen, sister. Now that I have made it from scratch, Jiffy can kiss my fat black ass!!
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