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    and it smells

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    What?!

    Pippin pulls down denims and thongs and grabs magnifying mirror. Due to bad eyesight (misplaced glasses again) decides that labia is pink enough.

    Pippin tries to wrench her sorry carcass the other way, clutching one (1) Budweiser in one paw and the magnifying mirror in the other, in order to try to determine if Pip's butt crack needs bleaching again.

    *Squints* "I guess it's okay!"

    What the...all I used to have to do is shave my pits and legs and moisturize them.

    Now I'm supposed to not only trim the netherworlds, I'm supposed to have it waxed off. Or lasered off.

    Now I have to worry about the colour of my parts and pieces, too! Who is going to pay for all this maintenance?!

    GAWD! Who's going to see all these netherregions, anyway?

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    The most brilliant thread I've read in ages. *wipes eyes* Keep going, keep going!
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