Is your labia pink enough?

[twitchy2.0]

Remarkably safe for work site!! NO before and after pictures.

My New Pink Button

FAQ

Q. “Help! I've noticed I am turning a more brown color down there on my inside lips, is this normal”?
A. Yes, it’s perfectly normal and there are many factors that can contribute to this. Ethnicity is a big factor, also age, hormone change, surgeries, childbirth, sickness, health, diet and medications can all contribute to a change from “Pink” to “Brown” in a woman's genital area.

Q. “I used to be so “Pink” and healthy looking on my inside Labia Lip area. Now I am losing that fresh look. Is there anything I can do”?
A. Yes, now there is a solution! “My New Pink Button” is a Cosmetic Dye especially for the woman's genital area, to help restore that healthy vibrant Rosy color. Until now there has never been a solution for restoring natural pigment. This is a concern with many women and more than you can even imagine, and a frequent question that Physicians are asked. Check out the blogs on the Internet. You are not alone! This is a common problem and we now have a simple and safe solution, restoring sexual confidence to Women everywhere!

Q. “Where do I put it exactly”?
A. Please see our detailed instructions with the self-explanatory diagrams. Its easy as 1-2-3!

Q. “How long does the Labia Dye last”?
A. The normal time period for Cosmetic Labia re-Colorant to last is between 48 to 72 hours. It can differ from person to person and you can also re-apply as often as necessary.

Q. “Is this safe to use or FDA approved”?
A. The ingredients are all individually FDA approved for consumption. Like any other cosmetic product, if you experience discomfort, discontinue use.

Q. “Can you use this solution on other body parts”?
A. Yes, this can be used on the nipples and men’s genitals.

Q. “How many colors do you have and how do I know which one to choose”?
A. We currently have four different colors. Review the colors on the outside of the package to select a color that best suits your needs.

Testimonials

After having my children I noticed things didn’t look quite the same down there esp. the color! No one told me that could happen. I am pretty young and was shocked when I found out from my doctor that this is a typical thing that can happen. I am so happy to have this product. It works great, and it is easy to use. It makes me feel better about myself. Thank you!
-Jennifer W. 34 years old

I love it, and so does my husband!
-Victory H. 38 years old

This is great! I used it last night and it totally works and is easy to use. It evened out my pink colors with the darker spots and gave it a better look. I will buy again.
-Lena A. 44 years old

I was embarrassed about the color change for years and my doctor said there was nothing you could do about it. I was too embarrassed to even discuss it with my friends, and when I finally did I found out I wasn’t alone. We love this product, and it works! Thank you so much.
-Rochelle C. 51 years old

Finally! I have been living with the embarrassment of color loss for years now. As an older- single (divorced) woman I feel a little more confident with the lights on!
-Linda M. 61 years old

[Brookie]

Awesome new product! Top of my list of things I SHOULD buy in 2010.

[Beeyotch]

I'm a little sickened to say this, but I need pictures to see the effect.

[yanna]

Ewwww! While men can have shaggy balls and whatever else may come naturally with age, women have to dye their nether parts now? Fuck this sexist shit!

[heart_leigh]

A dye for pussy lips? Now I've heard of everything.

[Brookie]

Can it get sucked off? Some inquiring minds might want to know this.

[Muse]

I've heard of it before. There's also rectal hole lightening.

[Beeyotch]

Yes, we need more information! I'll be keeping my $29.95 for other things but I'm still curious about how it works.

[twitchy2.0]

Can it get sucked off? Some inquiring minds might want to know this.

I was wondering about that too. Is someone going to end up with pink stains all over their face?

[msdeb]

i am always afraid to click on a Twitchylink

[twitchy2.0]

You secretly do it anyway.

[msdeb]

You secretly do it anyway.

i did.

[heart_leigh]

I've heard of it before. There's also rectal hole lightening.

Ah, yes. I've definitely heard of bunghole bleaching.

[Sojiita]

Ah, yes. I've definitely heard of bunghole bleaching.

I know some gay men who bleach their assholes so they can have that nice pretty pink 'rosebud' butthole they used to have when they were twenty years old or so.

I cannot believe I am posting this or even in this thread.

[louiswinthorpe111]

How about the testimonials? Why is a 61 year old woman concerned about the color of her labia? Shouldn't she be worried about more pressing health concerns? and how much tail is a 61 year old woman getting?