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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    so tell me, oh wise one, how exactly does one go about finding out if a future spouse is a child molester? because it's not like that's not the sort of thing people keep hidden and secret...

    look, i get that you're probably conservative and religious but i just don't understand why you care so much that other people don't take their vows seriously enough (according to you). you said yourself that other people fucking up their marriages won't affect your relationship or your life so again, why do you care? why do you feel the need to punish people for making a mistake in their choice of partner, by making them stay in an unhappy relationship? it's like when anti-choicers go on about how if a woman doesn't want to get pregnant, she shouldn't have sex, and the thing that matters to them most is punishing that woman for being a slut, and not the fact that yet another unwanted child is going to be brought into the world, because that always turns out great...


    and come on, mel, SHE should have known what she was getting into before marrying him, right??
    well, let's hope she's learned her lesson REAL GOOD!
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    We're hoping to be able to get our shit together to be able to tie the knot some time next year. By then I will have known him as a good friend for nearly ten years and as a lover for nearly four on top of that, but just to make sure that I know everything there is to know about him so I don't end up as a scorned outcast slut of a divorcee I'm going to start him on a weekly regime of sodium pentothal and thumbscrews.
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    Mel!!!!
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    it's just jello
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    that somehow makes it worse.
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    She should have used a time machine and googled him.
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    Jesus fuck Mel, there is a REASON I stay out of the goddamn jello mold thread!
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    Seriously,disgusting...
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    She's gone too far this time.
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    That can't be jello! I'm ashamed to admit that I zoomed in on the pic way too many times, but that is my conclusion. Mel, that's horrible!
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    Thanks, guys! So... now we know what to do if we REALLY want to kill a thread!
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    How do you make jello opaque and textured?
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    with a poop mold?
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    Maybe it was jello once upon a time?
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