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    Herro !!!

    It has been brought to my attention that the Refty Riberals are trying to take over the Poritics Thread which is a VERY BAD PRAN OK? As your True Reader (SVZ is onry the front man) I try to be firm but fair, even though it's pretty ronery at the top. You can gossip about Horrywood and cerebrities but it's my job to keep everyone happy, even though I get rittle thanks, so prease stop being unpreasant to each other and spread a rittle rove OK?? I will now reave you to behave propery and risten to the sound of your royal cheering and crapping as I return to my secret hideout. Remember, I am watching and ristening............
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    ohhhh Hans Brix! So nice to see you Hans..
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    oh herroo,
    sanks for ze heads up.
    and prease don't nuke us.

    If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.

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    You're my favorite, A*O!

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    Thanks for this, A*O. I think we all need a laugh at this point.

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    A*O, we missed you while you were away with Evil. Next time take a laptop.
    Keep passing the open windows.

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    You are usewess arec baldwin

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    It is inevitabur.

    - come again?

    It is ine.. inevitabur.

    - once more?

    IT'S INEVITABUR! IT IS INEVITABRY GOING TO HAPPEN! Gawd, open your fuckin ears!
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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