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    Default Canada's GREATEST Gift: Rob Ford

    Oh Canada, Thank YOU!!! This guy has been giving me fits of giggles for months now! If there's a thread, please merge because I was unable to find it!

    From bad to worse for Toronto’s crackhead mayor | Dallas Morning News
    So you might think this was as bad as it gets for Toronto Mayor Rob Ford:
    A filthy tapestry of deception, bullying, character assassination, and false allegations of conspiracy unraveled Tuesday with a six-word confession from Mayor Rob Ford: “Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine.”
    Exposed as a fraud, and struggling with debilitating substance abuse, anyone with an ounce of civic duty would have stepped down — to seek professional help, if nothing else. Instead, Ford vowed to stay on for the sake of taxpayers and because “I love being your mayor.”
    No responsible Torontonian shares that feeling. In a display of overweening egotism, as the rest of the world laughs at Toronto’s “crack head mayor,” Ford insists this city can’t do without him. He couldn’t be more wrong. He is grossly unfit to lead Toronto.
    Clearly, the Toronto Star newspaper wants Ford’s head on a stick. It’s hard to blame them, of course. There’s the crack smoking, the lying about it, the racist and homophobic slurs — all caught on video being shopped around town by drug dealers. I mean, can it get worse for a man?
    Oh, it can. Turns out, the Star pounded the mayor today by posting a second video, this one showing him staggering drunkenly (one presumes) around someone’s living room, threatening to “kill” or “murder” an enemy unknown. Belly slapping ensues. F-bombs all around.
    Except if we connect the dots, we can figure out who Ford was threatening. I think it’s this guy. He showed up yesterday at City Hall, outside the mayor’s office, to challenge him to, I believe, an arm-wrestling contest.
    And if Rob Ford doesn’t remember The Iron Sheik, he should remember this: “Russia No. 1! Iran No. 1! Toronto, aaaacchttttt, ppptttuuuuiiii!”
    Ah, maybe you just had to be there.
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    He's great!!!! Making Marion Berry look boring!
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    he's entertaining for sure. my roommate is obsessed with him, can't get enough of his antics. at the same time, he's everything that's gone wrong with canada: the uneducated, reactionary, bitter, suburban, racist/xenophobic right, suddenly in power and taking over not jut major cities but the entire country.
    he's not going away quietly either. i don't know if they'll just continue stripping him of all his mayoral powers and hope the drama dies down, but i wouldn't be surprised if this fat bastard implodes and shoots his brains out or crashes his car into a wall in a crack rage or even worse, takes someone down with him.
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    And his wife looks like Smeagol.
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    and IF it isn't him stirring shit in the council, his fucking brother shows up and stirs it for him! Jon Stewart has been having a field day with this shit! My son is obsessed too... and he says "why did Chris Farley have to die, this would have been his greatest role EVER!".
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    When my daughter first went away to school, she sent me photos she had taken at a club of some bloated, greasy looking, bright pink, profusely sweating, glassy eyed, obese man draped around a couple of her friends and staring down the shirt of one of them. That's how I found out what Toronto's mayor looked like.
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    Clearly, a man of the people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    and IF it isn't him stirring shit in the council, his fucking brother shows up and stirs it for him! Jon Stewart has been having a field day with this shit! My son is obsessed too... and he says "why did Chris Farley have to die, this would have been his greatest role EVER!".
    yeah we've been watching the daily show a lot more often than usual lately. and my roommate said the same thing about farley.
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    Jon Stewart has been handed a gift from the heavens with this guy!! The material writes itself. I've been glued to the Daily Show since this shit hit the fan.

    I do feel bad for the good people of Toronto. They're what, the 3r or 4th largest city in North America and have this buffoon representing them. Sucks ass. But, I do remember Marion Barry very well. I lived in DC back then. What's scary, he was re-elected years later. People don't learn.

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    this guy is already talking about running again too! AND, more surprisingly, apparently 24% of Toronto support this guy...
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    ^^^^
    it's the angry white suv-driving suburbanites who hate the liberal bike-riding downtown-dwelling educated liberal 'elitists' and their fancy multicultural nonsense.
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    You might think so, but he's also got a surprising amount of support from recent immigrants. Huge swaths of areas like Rexdale just automatically vote conservative.
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    ^^^^
    not that surprising actually. a lot of immigrants are from very conservative societies, so it makes sense that they'd vote conservative, in canada and elsewhere.
    i always said that the day republicans stop ranting about illegal mexicans and wanting to kick them out, the vast majority of the latino vote will be republican. latin america on the whole is super conservative, traditionalist, super religious and reactonary - perfect for the republican party.
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    http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/rob-ford-scandal-toronto-mayor-655992
    Rob Ford Scandal: Toronto Mayor Says 'Pussy' on Live TV


    8:44 AM PST 11/14/2013 by Etan Vlessing






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    "I'm happily married; I have more than enough to eat at home," the embattled politician told a media conference after allegations emerged that he had slept with a former staffer.

    HALIFAX – Toronto Mayor Rob Ford on Thursday came up with yet more material for late-night U.S. talk shows after he uttered the word "pussy" on live Canadian TV.
    Talking to the media about court documents released Wednesday that had a former aide alleging he said he slept with OliviaGondek, a former staffer, Ford brought his wife, Renata Ford,into the unfolding Crack-gate scandal.
    "I never said I wanted to eat her pussy. I'm happily married, I have more than enough to eat at home," the mayor said.
    STORY: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Makes Death Threats in New Video Tirade
    The latest bombshell came as court documents revealed a former key aide told police investigators that Ford told Gondek in front of others: "I banged your pussy."
    The Toronto Sun newspaper on Thursday published an email statement from Gondek in which she denied sleeping with the mayor, or hearing his offending comments.
    "I can tell you that there is absolutely no truth to the alleged statement," Gondek wrote in her email sent Wednesday.
    "Mayor Ford has never made comments of that nature to me," she added.
    The court documents indicate Isaac Ransom, a former deputy press secretary in Ford's office, told police investigators the mayor "became inappropriate with Gondek" and "claimed to have slept with her."
    Ransom told the police investigators that Ford also told Gondek: "I'm going to eat you out."
    STORY: Rob Ford Insists He's No 'Gangbanger'
    During the brief press conference, Ford also insisted that Alana, a young woman that the court documents indicated "may have been an escort or prostitute," was just a "friend."
    "I don't appreciate people calling Alana a prostitute," the mayor said.
    All allegations contained in the latest court documents released to the media have yet to be presented and tested in court. But they add to the growing drug and sex allegations aimed at the Toronto mayor that had the city's council on Wednesday voting to ask Ford to take a leave of absence.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    not that surprising actually. a lot of immigrants are from very conservative societies, so it makes sense that they'd vote conservative,
    true, but I guess it just surprises me how much they're willing to overlook in order to do so
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