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    Default Saudi women to cover “tempting” eyes‎



    Women in Saudi Arabia are required by law to cover their hair and wear long, loose black dresses in public. Some areas of the country require women to cover their faces as well. Now, per a recommendation by the Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice (CPVPV), women who are determined to have 'tempting' eyes may be required to cover their eyes as well. Nothing could possibly go wrong here!

    Bikymasr reports that the ruling comes on the heels of a fight between a man and a male committee member. The man and his wife were walking in public when the committee member, tempted by the wife's slutty eye skin, ordered that she cover her eyes. Fisticuffs ensued, and the husband ended up in the hospital with stab wounds to his hand. And all because some broad couldn't stop forcing men to think lustful thoughts using her eyeballs.

    How, pray tell, is a woman who has covered her hair, body, and eyes supposed to successfully navigate the streets? Will women be issued modesty goggles like the kind Vin Diesel had to wear in The Chronicles of Riddick: Pitch Black? Will they be adding foam bumpers to the edge of things so that the thwarted eye whores are able to run into things without hurting themselves? Will Riyadh be babyproofed? Will women also be issued modesty knee pads for when they trip and fall? I guess the 3,500 CPVPV volunteers who patrol the streets looking for things that are not Promoting Virtue or Preventing Vice will have to figure that one out themselves!

    This isn't the first time that the CPVPV has made a questionable recommendation for women of the country. In 2002, 14 girls died when committee members locked them inside their burning school because they wearing proper headgear. In 2003, a woman was beaten and held in solitary confinement for riding alone in the back of a taxi.

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    No I can still see their eyes. Still too slutty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    I wouldn't last 10 minutes there.
    That's 9 minutes and 59 seconds longer than I'd make it before I completely lost my shit.

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    Where is the fucking logic? Why can't the men wear a leash on their dicks if they are so pathetic that they can't control themselves?

    Comes in many different colours!!
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    If the men can't stop thinking lustful thoughts when they look at a woman's nostrils or whatever, shouldn't it be the men gouging their own eyes out as punishment? This would only apply to the random ones wandering the streets looking for potential sin - most of the men I know I give enough credit to be able to keep their eyelid-loving peens in check, no matter how difficult it is.
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    ^^ that makes sense, but unfortunately, i don't think logic applies here.


    i can't believe we live the 21st century when i read shit like this.
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    Well, of course. Our eyes are windows to our slutty souls. One glimpse of our lascivious irises and you'll know we want to do dirty things with you.

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    I've been meaning to tell you
    I've got this feelin' that won't subside
    I look at you and I fantasize
    You're mine tonight
    Now I've got you in my sights

    With these hungry eyes

    One look at you and I can't disguise
    I've got hungry eyes
    I feel the magic between you and I
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    "You can't hide your temptin' eyes
    And your hajib is a thin disguise
    I thought by now you'd realize
    There ain't no way to hide your temptin' eyes"

    -- the Saudeagles

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    You can't hide your lyin' eyes
    And your smile is a thin disguise
    I thought by now you'd realize
    There ain't no way to hide your lyin eyes
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    Thank you everyone - our next performance will be on the Willie Nelson Bassist Freezes to Death thread.

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