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    Just because I love our porno-making diva bitch Streisand.


    STREISAND: BUSH IS DUMMBE; ESSAY FILLED WITH SPELLING ERRORS

    Mon Mar 06 2006 11:43:52 ET from the Drudge Report

    Barbra Streisand has launched a new spelling error-ridden dispatch on
    the Internet -- a dispatch that mocks President Bush for being a "C student!"

    In her February 28th, 2006 essay, Streisand flubs 11 words, a personal
    record.

    Irag
    curruption
    dictatoriship
    crediblity
    Adminstration
    warrented
    desperatly
    preceedings
    ouside
    subpoening
    responsibilty

    And this time around, Streisand makes four spelling errors -- in one sentence!

    ["In the 1970s, during the Nixon Adminstration, serious political curruption arose and the Republican leadership stepped up and took responsibilty by holding hearings and subpoening administration officials."]

    Streisand has not seen fit to run a spellcheck on the rant as of Noon,
    March 06.

    "The arrogance of this C student," Streisand says of Bush.

    Memories... In 2002 [sic], Streisand issued a "TRUTH ALERT:
    IN RESPONSE TO DRUDGE REPORT STORY ABOUT MISSPELLINGS IN MEMO."
    Fortunately, Drudge has preserved this long-winded ramble for posterity:

    Barbra's ORIGINAL Dummbe Message

    Of course, Barbra's people still do spin control on these things as if
    she were still a going concern. Why it's dated 2002, I have no idea.
    I thought this was news.

    The story behind the misspelled words is explained here only because those spellings were used as a ruse to avoid addressing the real substance of the memo. The questions raised in that note are far more pertinent to the decisions Americans will be making this November. The memo was DICTATED BY MS. STREISAND ON THE PHONE as she was rehearsing for her performance at a recent gala to raise funds for the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee. Unfortunately, it was taken down and typed by a new employee who sent out a first draft before it had been reviewed by Ms. Streisand or checked for spelling. On top of that, as Barbra ruefully recalls, "It was also faxed to a wrong number.. my luck, a Republican."

    THE IRONIC FURTHER TRUTH.. Hidden in this example of diverted news priorities is the fact that Barbra Streisand is a great speller, meticulous in her written communications!

    From Barbra's truth alert
    Frankly, the mere fact that Barbra rushes to issue TRUTH ALERTS
    on her website to counteract anything anyone who DARES to utter
    a single UNKIND or UNFLATTERING THING about her is proof that
    she must be destroyed.

    See MIDNIGHT BLUE on amazon for further research.

    ♫` ∴|| ~∞≠∝ ♫♪ $ -4C

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    *evil grin* she's so completely clueless it's nearly funny. I love how actors/musicians/entertainers try to wade out into the politico realm and have their asses handed to them for their wholesale ignorance.

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    she's writing in a way that bush can understand.

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    Damn your black heart, Barbara Streisand!
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    It's the webmasters fault....right honey.....

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    Babs supposedly did a porno movie very early in her career. Nothing to get too excited about.

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    It's part of a Triple XXX collection of porn from the 60's marketed by Screw magazine and Al Goldstein called "Midnight Blue 3". No one knows for sure if it's really her. But I found this very funny bit about Barbra and her liberalism at the New Republic. She shits in gardenias!!

    Barbra fights for our way of life

    Politics/Elections Opinion (Published) Keywords: BARBRA STREISAND, CLINTON, GORE, GARDENIAS
    Source: Oak Lawn (IL) Reporter
    Published: 8/24/00 Author: Michael M. Bates
    Posted on 08/22/2000 07:25:30 PDT by mikeb704

    Barbra fights for our way of life

    Last week at a fundraiser for Albert Gore, Barbra Streisand dramatically clarified why she’s so valiantly working to elect Democrats: "Our whole way of life is at stake," she said. "I shudder at how a more conservative (Supreme) Court can put at risk all we hold dear."

    It brings a tear to my eye to think of how Babs, who’s every bit as smart as she is beautiful, is struggling to protect our whole way of life. I have to wonder, though, if she experiences the same whole way of life as the rest of us.

    Mzz Streisand is filthy rich. This isn’t a criticism, merely a fact. She’s gives away more money to organizations such as the American Civil Liberties Union, the National Abortion Rights Action League, Global Green USA, and the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation than many people earn in a lifetime.

    A few years ago she purchased an antique sideboard for $363,000. This must come in handy when Barbra’s in the kitchen whipping up a little Hamburger Helper for family and friends.

    Obviously, there are times when she has to go a little more formal. One of these was last week, when she hosted a brunch at her Malibu compound to raise money for Clinton’s presidential library. The cheapest ticket was $100,000 per couple. Some of the proletariat paid more than $1 million to attend. That’s quite a whole way of life. Power to the people.

    For most of us, our whole way of life doesn’t include staying overnight in the Lincoln Bedroom. Barbra had that privilege for a while. She lost it when Hillary returned earlier than expected from visiting her dying father. When he came out of the White House the next morning, Bill sported a large claw mark on the side of his face.

    Press secretary Dee Dee Myers tried to cover, but not successfully. "I’m the idiot who said he’d cut himself shaving before I’d seen him," she confessed. "Then I saw him. It was a big scratch, and clearly not a shaving cut. Barbra Streisand was clearly around at the time."

    So Babs had to end the overnighters. This must have been a vast disappointment for her, as she had actively worked – and shelled out big bucks - to elect Clinton. His winning was necessary, she said, "to restore the politics of decency . . ."

    The singer appears obsessed with propriety. During the impeachment, she complained that her hero had suffered attacks that knew "no bounds of decency." Clintonic decency included paying private investigators to suppress bimbo eruptions. Again, another whole way of life.

    Perhaps it’s a result of the decades she’s been in therapy, but Mzz Streisand is uncommonly sensitive. Hearing about a Coke can thrusts her into an emotional emergency: "We watched (Anita Hill), and we saw ourselves sitting in that chair and we felt violated."

    Barbra is apparently very concerned with where she sits. In making her infrequent concert appearances, she’s requested that her personal toilet bowl be filled with gardenias. (So that’s what she was talking about in the song "You Don’t Bring Me Flowers).

    At Madison Square Garden the staff used rose petals. Let’s hope they ran that decision by the Unabomber to make sure it’s environmentally friendly. It is indeed an outrage the sacrifices an artiste must make, but is this the whole way of life that’s at stake?

    In her 1995 speech at Harvard, Mzz Streisand claimed, "The basic task of the artist is to explore the human condition. In order to do what we do well, the writer, the director, the actor has to inhabit other people’s psyches, understand other people’s problems."

    If my mind kept racing from giving millions to radical liberal outfits to hosting obscenely expensive fundraisers to worrying if there are gardenias in the toilet, I’d want to inhabit someone else’s psyche, too.

    I doubt that Barbra devotes much time to understanding other people’s problems. She doesn’t have to. Being trained in show biz, she can pretend she does. And that’s the next best thing in our whole way of life.

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    What do you expect from someone whose given name is misspelled?
    "Sex is not, by default, depraved and dirty. Unless it's really good."
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    Default Re: Barbra Streisand's illiterate message to Bush

    sounds pretty average, sadly.

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    Default Re: Barbra Streisand's illiterate message to Bush

    Maybe she has dyslexia like Tom Cruise.

    If you think it's crazy, you ain't seen a thing. Just wait until we're goin down in flames.

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    Default Re: Barbra Streisand's illiterate message to Bush

    She is such a moron.

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