Plastic surgery for your vagina

[Voodoo Child]

The only women that should be getting fanny surgery are old ladies whose insides are falling out. Other than that, I wouldn't be arsed.

[NurseNoir]

Originally Posted by Lobelia

*ahem* I embrace my prolapsed internal organs, thankyewverymuch.

As is your right, Lobelia!
When I think "prolapsed internal organs," I think of my gramma, who gave birth to twelve children at home, probably mostly without medical assistance. Now them's some prolapsed organs!

[Barbara]

Read my labia: bullshit

[Parkersmom]

OH my gosh. I am just mortified. Why in the world would a woman care unless she's in the porn ind. I mean come on what do these women do look at themselves in the mirror some morning and say, I think I am going to have my Vagina lifted and tucked today? GIVE ME A BREAK.

[dakodas]

When a man has a hard-on, the hooha he is looking at is the prettiest one he has ever seen in his life.

[mklady]

One gynecological surgeon told her she "had the vagina of a 50-year-old woman," and sent her home with orders to do more Kegels, a pelvic-squeezing exercise long recommended to reestablish vaginal tone after childbirth. Another suggested corrective surgery and the implantation of a pessary, a supporting device that would hold her uterus and other organs in place and prevent them from intruding into the vagina. But the physician cautioned that convalescence would be long and insisted Katie stop breast-feeding so that the weakened surface of her vagina would hold sutures. A third recommended a hysterectomy, which would have plunged Sokey into early menopause.

Ok, that very last line, is crap. My mom HAD to have a hysterectomy because in simple terms, everything was falling out. That was in 1997, as long as the doctor leaves the ovaries, you won't go through menopause until you're supposed to. My mom has had her hormone levels tested just to make sure and she has no signs of starting menopause. This is just an excuse to get something done when you don't have a real good reason.

Now, this might be TMI, but I think my gynecologist was recommending a little plastic surgery for my hoohaa years ago. Understand, I had something not right. Imagine being a virgin every single time you had sex. Not fun my friends, not fun at all. Yes, I've only been with my husband but good grief, we had sex, I had yearly checkups and I had used tampons. There was no reason for that and yet there it was. Massive pain during all of those things and what hubby described as a hard ridge, ahem, inside. My ob/gyn's suggestion was to go over to outpatient surgery, get a local and he could cut that and stitch it back and I'd be good to go. The way he described it made it sound like a quick trip to the barbershop and I declined. I talked to my Mom about it and she said "Don't worry, having kids'll take care of that." and guess where I tore giving birth to my son. Right inside where that little ridge was, nowhere else. So, a beautiful baby boy and a couple of stitches later, I'm good to go.

[CherryDarling]

That just creeps me out....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek.

[Pandora]

How about those women who want to be a "virgin" again? A new membrane won't erase the fact that you've given it up already. It's absolutely stupid.

Although my grandfather, some decades ago, did perform a hymen reconstruction surgery on a girl who had never had intercourse but, well... she just stuck a glass bottle up there, it broke her hymen and the vacuum created wouldn't allow it to come out. Her parents must have been real proud when taking her to the hospital with that bottle shoved between her legs.

[NHKMM]

Originally Posted by dakodas

When a man has a hard-on, the hooha he is looking at is the prettiest one he has ever seen in his life.

true!