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Thread: Michael Jackson's lip 'bursts and collapses'

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    A source said: "He was whacked in the face accidentally by his younger son Prince Michael II while playing around and part of Jackson's upper lip collapsed.
    *resisting temptation to make inappropriate comment*

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    His five-year-old son accidentally smacked him in the face, causing the problems with his upper lip, it has been revealed.
    Accident, my ass. That kid bitch-smacked MJ on purpose, because he knows the Cryptkeeper is on his last legs and he was trying to make a run for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy View Post
    Accident, right. Self defense is more likely.
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    eww.. they didn't say which part of his son whacked his lips... ewwwwwwwww
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    I'm guessing snakes and cockroaches and lies.



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    Sucks when they start to fight back, doesn't it Michael?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    Accident, my ass. That kid bitch-smacked MJ on purpose, because he knows the Cryptkeeper is on his last legs and he was trying to make a run for it.
    Awesome.

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    Oh, god, the mental images I'm coming up with of what a lip might look like bursting and collapsing are enought to keep me away from dinner for the rest of my life.

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    my favorite MJ fan better show up. I'm sure she'll explain that burst lips are a symptom of vitiligo.

    Or that it's IMPOSSIBLE for lips to burst.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gen X EJC View Post
    my favorite MJ fan better show up. I'm sure she'll explain that burst lips are a symptom of vitiligo.

    Or that it's IMPOSSIBLE for lips to burst.
    Paging, bychance. Paging, bychance. Your services are needed in the MJ lip-popping puss thread. Stat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gen X EJC View Post
    my favorite MJ fan better show up. I'm sure she'll explain that burst lips are a symptom of vitiligo.

    Or that it's IMPOSSIBLE for lips to burst.
    Maybe lip bursting is a sign of lupus or mange or quadraplegia, im sure he has those diseases to, he seems to have a disease for every excuse..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    Maybe lip bursting is a sign of lupus or mange or quadraplegia, im sure he has those diseases to, he seems to have a disease for every excuse..
    Well, I'm sure there have been ACCUSATIONS of mange, but they were never actually proven in court.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gen X EJC View Post
    my favorite MJ fan better show up. I'm sure she'll explain that burst lips are a symptom of vitiligo.

    Or that it's IMPOSSIBLE for lips to burst.
    Not impossible after seeing Pete Burns!

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    You are all brilliant! BTW, how do you quote more than one person in a post? So much snark, I wanted to commend all of you on each wonderful quip!

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    For some reason I picture his lips "bursting" as a controlled demolition or something those Loose Change wackjobs might try to spin.

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    Where the hell is Bychance?
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