Madonna's dermatologist: They look similar!!

**Brookie** · May 19th, 2009, 09:02 PM

So all of his patients must look like him eventually. Coat looks like a sausage casing.

**Sylkyn** · May 19th, 2009, 09:03 PM

Wait. That really IS her plastic surgeon? Oh my god....is Madonna blind?? That thing is terrifying.

**lonestar** · May 19th, 2009, 09:04 PM

why anyone would buy his face creams/products is beyond me...

**Sylkyn** · May 19th, 2009, 09:05 PM

I stand corrected. I misread. It's her dermatologist. Still..he is horrible. It's a he...right? Maybe? Hello? Bueller?

**witchcurlgirl** · May 19th, 2009, 09:15 PM

^^ it was a he at some point....now, it's a mannequin

**chartreuse** · May 19th, 2009, 09:37 PM

eeek, that jacket is so patrick bateman!

**Air Quotes** · May 19th, 2009, 09:47 PM

He looks like a murderer from Hostel.

**RevellingInSane** · May 20th, 2009, 11:31 AM

Who would trust this walking atrocity to fix an aesthetic problem?

**Air Quotes** · May 20th, 2009, 11:11 PM

Originally Posted by ang

eeek, that jacket is so patrick bateman!

Is that a raincoat?

Yes, it is!!

**deadsexy** · May 23rd, 2009, 06:10 PM

EEEEeeeeew, who the f*ck would go to that nasty for dermatolgical care.

Not Me and prolly Not Madge

**Pippin** · May 25th, 2009, 08:10 AM

He's scary!

I wonder if he wears that hideous coat during the summer -- imagine how much he'd sweat...if he is capable of sweating, that is!

**holly** · May 28th, 2009, 02:17 PM

gross! I wouldn't go to ANY doctor who looked like that! Scary as hell!

**Penny Lane** · May 28th, 2009, 02:33 PM

Jesus... why would anyone let a fucker like that near their face with anything?

**BoogsBun** · May 28th, 2009, 11:21 PM

This is just because I went to look at his website, and it brought back memories....rant time.

I fucking hate dermatologists. I have been through four of them in the past year trying to get a diagnosis and treatment for this thing on my face. It's almost like I'm looked down on, because I'm using insurance for something medical, instead of out-of-pocket for de-wrinkling.

One of them basically has no record of me being there. They did a blood test for lupus, never called, so I called them, and they were like "who are you" and "what blood test". They "found" my results and called all snippy, like I put a damper on their day for demanding my blood test results.

The next one I went to, REFUSED to put me on medication I could afford. I'm sorry, but I can't afford a $250 (with insurance), month supply of a medicine that may or may not work. I called him and explained that there was no way I could afford it, and could he give me something comparable. I was basically laughed out of that office, because I couldn't afford a $250 prescription (mind you I still haven't been diagnosed yet).

The next one was a hoot. I have this huge, ugly ass thing on my face, which he miraculously can't see, or is sooo traumatized by my forehead wrinkles that he can't think straight. He was a self-esteem booster for sure. Because now..not only do I have a huge ugly ass facial lesion, I suffer from botox and restalyn worthy wrinkles. He was so into pushing botox, that I left the office and never came back.

It's just depressing that alot of dermatologists are going the botox route instead of the medical side. It sucks when you have something that makes you ugly, and no one really tries to make you better.