Madonna named 'the ultimate face' by cosmetic surgeons

**anae03** · August 8th, 2008, 09:24 AM

Originally Posted by celeb_2006

This is the ultimate face? Why further the delusions of these celebuturds. They look like shyte.

And I loved this one:

And with their four-hour gym sessions, Pilates, Hot Box yoga and 800-calorie-a- day, carb-free, macrobiotic diets, Madonna and her peers seemed to firmly favour their figures.

The way their physiques look I wouldn't doubt this. Working out four hours a day and starving yourself, total madness.

But of course, they should do the "Charlie" diet... not eating for 3 weeks and then work out for 6... perfect!! I am starting NOW!!!

**AliceInWonderland** · August 8th, 2008, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by moomies

Alice, is "that" where you have the most amount of unwanted hair? How about pits and arms and legs? Asscrack? How are those areas? How hairy are you? I'm genuinely curious.
I mean for other areas where you haven't used laser? What do you do? just shave?

um actually yeah, my pits suck! it always look like i need to shave no matter what, my lower back is fuzzy but nothing embarrassing thnx goodness and my legs are ok, look good the first and second day i shave. my arms are lightly hair too nothing a good shaving doesn't take care of for a couple of weeks and its not dark black at least. also my eyebrows aren't as bushy as hers; but they used to be! i think plucking them over the years has thinned them out

so i try not to anymore so much unless outside the lines of the brow u kno!

**Chalet** · August 8th, 2008, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by moomies

I'd like to know how hairy she really is elsewhere on her body...

I always guessed celebs would get either laser or electrolysis once they become famous and have some dough to throw around.

*goes to pluck some upper lip hairz*

Cher had electrolosis for two years. Under her arms, legs, crotch area. With all those beaded dresses and flesh mesh g strings sewn into the dresses, she couldn't afford a single visible hair. Electrolosis lasts, it just takes a big time commitment.

**AliceInWonderland** · August 8th, 2008, 05:37 PM

^

oh cher.

**moomies** · August 8th, 2008, 09:47 PM

Thnx ladies, I'm really quite curious about ethnicity and hairiness.

**AliceInWonderland** · August 9th, 2008, 04:39 PM

me too

**Miss A** · September 14th, 2008, 11:30 PM

If Madonna is the new face, I'll take the old face.

**Lily** · September 16th, 2008, 11:41 AM

Madonna is the ultimate assface.

**cmmdee** · September 16th, 2008, 12:11 PM

Madge is looking mighty furry in that first pic. And not just her eyebrows.

**Sandcastles** · September 17th, 2008, 07:21 AM

Without that ebony carpet of hair Demi Moore is a mutt.

Yes the actual article is better. In the old new faces they forgot Kim Basinger. She looks horrid.

**arie_skop** · September 18th, 2008, 05:53 AM

What's happened to Kim Basinger ? I havent seen any recent photos of her

**Kathie_Moffett** · September 18th, 2008, 11:56 PM

"The shape is important because studies monitoring eye movements show that is the first thing we notice about each other. We focus on a small triangle from the top lip to the outer corners of the cheekbones and the eyes, and only then, and briefly, look at the general contour of the face."

Rumer breaks this rule.

**anae03** · September 19th, 2008, 07:39 AM

Anyhow how is she the new new face if Madonna Plastic Surgery is old news... I saw some recent pictures of her and OMG... she is so much more skinny now, her cheeks look scary!