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    Friday, May 20th 2011
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    From afar, I really thought this was either Kristin Calamaris from The Hills or a bee stung Jessica Simpson, but then when I clicked to enlarge I had the same eyes-widening reaction Jodie Foster had in Sommersby when she realized that Richard Gere WAS NOT HER HUSBAND! It's the one and only Jocelyn "Catwoman" Wildenstein prowling the streets of Beverly Hills with her boyfriend Lloyd Klein. It never ceases to amaze me what a pair of dark sunglasses and strands of man-made hair can do to a person. To say that Jocelyn Wildenstein looks more beautiful than usual is an understatement greater than saying that I love to sit on a bidet until all the warm water in the tank runs out. But maybe I'm only saying that because I'm blinded by her stunning rubber and rhinestone cat collar.
    And since I brought up Jessica Simpson, here's also some pictures of her flexing her alien shoulders and carrying an ugly cloth diaper bag while walking around in NYC with her paid bitch.
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    Is it just the sunglasses or does her head look smaller and less lumpy? I can't really tell but she doesn't look as freaky as usual here....

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    Yeah. She does look slightly less freakish
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    ^i figured it was another case of mistaken identity.

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    The lips have been reduced and possibly the chin, too (although not nearly enough). Cant's see the eyes too well but they seem less squinty.

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    still looks so painful

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    She looks a tiny bit better. Her picture didn't make me scream and cover my eyes like usual...
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    hey you guys i tweeted this on friday - i met her on friday! it was surreal, i couldn't even fathom a handshake with her i was so stunned - a very nice woman which makes it hard to make fun of her and she seemed so desperate to make human connections - like she was trying to talk to us all, i almost felt sorry for her

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    hey you guys i tweeted this on friday - i met her on friday! it was surreal, i couldn't even fathom a handshake with her i was so stunned - a very nice woman which makes it hard to make fun of her and she seemed so desperate to make human connections - like she was trying to talk to us all, i almost felt sorry for her
    Holy crap, you really met her? What did her face look like in person?
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    you couldn't stop staring at it, but she doesn't stop staring back at you; its really um whats the word - jarring - its jarring. I couldn't even extend a hand-shake i was in so much shock, and yet she's really nice and was trying to make that connection w/ me and the others around, so I felt too sorry for her to make fun behind her back afterward, but her face is improved, not so lion-y the face and lips are smaller but still contain huge implants and she has a very thick accent and is tall and very slender, would be a beautiful woman if she hadn't done what she did

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    OMG that's so cool Alice! I don't know how I'd react if I ever met Jocelyn herself in person (I wouldn't run though, I'm not THAT rude lmao). At least she's nice though and not some rich stuck up bitch, which is the last thing I expected from someone like her.

    I wonder if there's some way to make her face less bulbous though.

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    I also met that freak-a-zeak joan van ark and even got a pic with her but she was so freaking nice that i feel bad talking shit about her or posting that pic weird right

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    that's so cool alice. where did you meet her, just randomly on the street?
    she does look much better in these pics.
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    Does she look as greasy as she does in her pictures?
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    no she wasn't greasy but boy her face was big! and like i said its sad b/c she would be a beautiful woman if it wasn't for that shit

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