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Thread: Jenna Jameson upset that her plastic surgeon isn't God

  1. March 30th, 2007, 01:33 PM #31
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    pussy is like dick, you can do whatever you want to it, it ain't never going to be "pretty"....
    You, sir, are an intellectual lightweight, a coward, and a chauvinist pig. Do I make myself clear?
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  2. March 30th, 2007, 01:53 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    pussy is like dick, you can do whatever you want to it, it ain't never going to be "pretty"....
    So true !!!!
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  3. March 30th, 2007, 02:00 PM #33
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    I dunno, I happen to think penises are very pretty. Balls, howver, are a whole other story...
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  4. March 30th, 2007, 02:20 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    She'd have to have taken a lot of dick to be stretched beyond the bounds of regular elasticity.
    So much for use it or lose it.
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  5. March 30th, 2007, 02:28 PM #35
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    Well, she is a porn star. Her vagina is a feature that's looked at often, it's her career, and it makes more sense for her to be concerned about what it looks like.

    But a sick side of me wonders how they could eff up her privates so badly that she'd be ashamed of showing it off. Franken-labia?
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  6. March 30th, 2007, 03:47 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    pussy is like dick, you can do whatever you want to it, it ain't never going to be "pretty"....
    , exactly!
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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    She'd have to have taken a lot of dick to be stretched beyond the bounds of regular elasticity.
    Damn that's bad.

    At this point she'll have to take up w/ an elephant if she wants to feel anything down there again.
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    This is just beyond my comprehension. I literally don't know what to say.
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  9. March 30th, 2007, 05:27 PM #39
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    She must have stopped her Kegels a Loooooooong time ago to get that stretched out. I mean even all that meat can't make it that bad. Try popping out heads the size of watermelons and then maybe.
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    LOL this thread is making me laugh ... Poor women
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    my mom's friend had her vagina tightened in the 80's. her husband at the time had a small dick, and she did it for him. they divorced and now she can't have sex with a decent sized man without being in pain. why i know this i don't know.. my mom has a big mouth i guess haha.
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    Can she have surgery to have her vagina loosened again?
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    omg this thread is going in every direction, and i'm just crackin up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Egolita View Post
    my mom's friend had her vagina tightened in the 80's. her husband at the time had a small dick, and she did it for him. they divorced and now she can't have sex with a decent sized man without being in pain. why i know this i don't know.. my mom has a big mouth i guess haha.

    My conscience is saying I should feel bad for this poor woman, but all I can do is laugh...
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    it was the eighties, god knows how they managed to tighten her up. i dont think she cares anymore. she hasn't had sex in 10 years proably anyways.
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