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Thread: The freakiness of ass implants :/ Possibly NSFW, cuz of, well, an ass.

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    How far do they move? Could she slide them down the thighs?
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    Or up the lower back to use as a lumbar support on long driving trips.
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    Oooh! Brilliant! I should get one.
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    Can she tie it in a knot? Can she tie it in a bow? Can she throw it over her shoulder like a Continental soldier?
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    Quote Originally Posted by levitt View Post
    What. The. Holy. Fuck. Is that normal? Does that happen with all ass implants? I feel it's imperative I know!
    No that is not normal, YIKES! I'd say she should sue, but this probably the result of some under the table, back alley unlicensed med school drop out.

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    This ‘Relatively Common’ Butt Implant Malfunction Is Absolutely Horrifying





    "This is my personal experience," writes the video's uploader. "I almost died from this surgery and am having them removed this thursday."


    Not that I'm a butt implant expert or anything, but it doesn't take someone with a PhD (Pretty huge Derriere) to deduce that butt implants are not supposed to flip over.

    For what it's worth, The Daily Mail talked to an actual butt implantologist about this particularly terrifying World Star Hip Hop video (and if you've seen a few World Star Hip Hop videos, you know that's saying something), and he confirmed as much.

    "It is a complication which is relatively common following buttock implants," plastic surgeon Adrian Richards told the tabloid. "It shouldn't really happen because the pocket should be snug so the implant stays where it is."

    Relatively common? Well, I guess that's the price you have to pay for everlasting booty.

    This 'Relatively Common' Butt Implant Malfunction Is Absolutely Horrifying
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    That's what she gets for getting those puppies implanted at Dr. Evil's Discount Ass Emporium, located in the garage at the corner of 1st and Fucked Up Avenues. Remember, every Tuesday is buy one, get one free. Look for their coupon in the auto trader magazine outside of 7-11.
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    I'll take it if you can promise me a free Ginsu knife with it too that I DON'T have to send back if I don't like the implants.
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    actual butt implantologist
    Does he have that on his business card?
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    brings the "get some ass tonight to a whole new level ."
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    Grossest video ever.
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    And heres what some of them do with it. The first lady is Sulty Simone.

    Apologies, Youtube videos very rarely work right on my computer. Id advise muting them, theyre all rap songs except for the first where she actually talks. I only posted these because I cant help but think that clapping is painful. And look at that last one, she can do it upside down! The second is Pebbelz Da Model who now prefers to be known as Pebbelz Da Icon.

    Music may be NSFW, Id advise muting it. This is something that I find interesting. Around 1:31-1:39 youll see she actually grabs her behind and moves it as shes dancing. I always wonder, does she have to do that or is it some odd habit?

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    Gives new meaning to the term trumpet ass.

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