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    Default Michael Jackson's lip 'bursts and collapses'

    Michael Jackson has been forced to undergo emergency surgery after his lip burst and collapsed, according to reports.

    The singer was photographed trying to conceal his bandaged and plastered face while on a shopping trip in Las Vegas, but now the reason has been confirmed.

    His five-year-old son accidentally smacked him in the face, causing the problems with his upper lip, it has been revealed.

    A source said: "He was whacked in the face accidentally by his younger son Prince Michael II while playing around and part of Jackson's upper lip collapsed.

    "That mishap led an hysterical Jacko to make a beeline for the plastic surgeon for a bit of quickie repair work."

    Jackson's spokesperson denied that he had undergone any surgery yesterday.

    Source digitalspy.co.uk

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    Jackson's spokesperson denied that he had undergone any surgery yesterday
    Then wtf was he wandering around with bandages on his lips for then, you stupid fuck for brains?

    Wait, let me guess.. he never wandered around with his 3 kids with bandages on his lips even though there are pictures of him doing so.

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    How on earth does ones lip burst then collapse?

    Only in the world of Wacko Jacko.

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    "He was whacked in the face accidentally by his younger son Prince Michael II while playing around and part of Jackson's upper lip collapsed"
    .....Yeh of course it was a accident

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    Accident, right. Self defense is more likely.

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    eww.. they didn't say which part of his son whacked his lips... ewwwwwwwww
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    Quote Originally Posted by DevilDoll2025 View Post
    A source said: "He was whacked in the face accidentally by his younger son Prince Michael II while playing around and part of Jackson's upper lip collapsed.

    What a sight that must've been. Poor kid: traumatized for life!
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    So how hard would you have to hit him to make his entire face collapse?

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    I wish his whole disgusting shell of a 'body' would burst and collapse. And he can take R. Kelly with him.

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    I wonder what oozed out when they burst.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    I wonder what oozed out when they burst.
    I'm guessing snakes and cockroaches and lies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    I wonder what oozed out when they burst.
    Little boys?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    eww.. they didn't say which part of his son whacked his lips... ewwwwwwwww
    That's disgusting. Go sit in the corner.

    My first thought was that the kid was probably fighting to get away from Scary Daddy.

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    LOl at the snark!~ That is pretty sick when your lip 'collapses'..ugh. I have heard of a busted lip..but to this news. I wish they had pics of it.
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