The evolution of Carrot Top

**HWBL** · October 1st, 2007, 05:29 PM

Source: TMZ.COM

There are no words.

**Laurent** · October 1st, 2007, 05:43 PM

HOLY SHIT.

I didn't realize he'd started punching up the red in his hair.

Most of what makes his face look so fucking weird is the drawn-on Joan Crawford eyebrows and eyeliner.

**Chimera** · October 1st, 2007, 05:45 PM

Creepy, creepy, creepy...

**HWBL** · October 1st, 2007, 05:49 PM

Like Wacko Jacko, he started wearing loads
of make-up: look at the pancake on his face
and the geisha petite lipstick mouth inside
his real lips

**darksithbunny** · October 1st, 2007, 05:50 PM

His arms look scary too.

**Grimmlok** · October 1st, 2007, 06:29 PM

he think he threw up a little on his shirt.

**NHKMM** · October 1st, 2007, 06:37 PM

That's what too much fillers and make up do. Pathetic and gross.

**louiswinthorpe111** · October 1st, 2007, 07:09 PM

How about the perfect curls framing his face. I can't even get my hair to do that, and I'm a chick!

**HelpMeRhonda** · October 1st, 2007, 07:09 PM

EEEKKK

**Hugh_Jass** · October 1st, 2007, 07:20 PM

every once in a while i will see this freak driving around town in his convertable. and let me tell you, he is every bit as scary as he seems. actually, maybe a bit more - he puts that crazy hair of his in a scrunchy ponytail on top of his head and hauls ass down the street like an orange bid bird.

**Honey** · October 1st, 2007, 08:14 PM

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

**WhateverLolaWants** · October 1st, 2007, 09:07 PM

There was a rather amusing thread about this on Fark.com the other day. In the end, pics of him were so revolting that we had to cleanse our mental pallets by posting lots and lots of pictures of masculine eye candy. Ah, that was a good thread!