So I was channel-surfing through CNN Headlime Prime just now, and I see Demi Moore being interviewed by Maria Shriver. Good Lord, Maria's face looks like a slit-eyed snake. She's all sunken in and gaunt-looking. I mean, she's been looking really bad for several years now, but this tops it all. That woman needs to gain 20 lbs. and relax. Wow.
Then the announcer cuts to a piece on.... Plastic Surgery!!
No mention of Maria.