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    Default Jenna Jameson upset that her plastic surgeon isn't God

    Jenna Jameson isn't happy with her pussy-tightening surgery, it has been reported. The vaginoplasty she underwent isn't up to the porn star's expectations and have kept her from attending meetings with producers for the big-screen version of her book "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star."

    A source said, "She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy. She has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. They are about to pull the plug on the movie."

    It's not possible to tighten that mess. If you wanted to close-up the Grand Canyon it would take millions of years and millions of men to do it. Jesus can't even do that. Yes you heard me. Even Jesus can't tighten that puss.

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    Well, when it's been stretched out enough to go to the moon and back, what do you expect?

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    "She has decided to hole up"

    How does bad vaginoplasty keep one from attending meetings?

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    Comedy gold.

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    My God thats disgusting...there must be no part of the body left that you cant get surgery on

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    ewww....i feel the need to cross my legs now.

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    Well you can't blame her for trying, even Ron Jeremy couldn't scrape the sides at this point...
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    *sings* How many holes must a man walk down, before you can call him a man.

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    Honestly, I didn't even know there was such a procedure. haha

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    actually, a while back...i forget what month it was, but in playboy there was a whole article about women not liking their vaginas and getting ps done, the article made it seem like a lot of women get it done, you just never hear about it...friggin nuts if you ask me
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    Like throwin a hotdog down a subway tunnel..
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    I cannot understand why any woman would want to get plastic surgery on her pink bits.

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    I swear Grimm, she just did this for your own anusement! She has given you a gift! She is your muse!!!
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    Anyone actually see her pre-PS poon, was it swinging extra low? Most chicks get their bits tightened up after popping out oodles of rugrats.
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    Thanks for the great laugh. Now I am wondering if she can sell the extra tissue on ebay?
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