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    Default Joan Rivers gets 734th cosmetic operation‎

    She is not shy about speaking about her surgery and now Joan Rivers has shown fans what happens when she goes under the knife.
    In the first episode of the second series of her reality TV show Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best which aired in the US last, night the Fashion Police host underwent surgery to ‘tune-up’ on her neck.
    Joan,78, underwent the surgery despite concerns raised by her daughter and her family.



    Waking up: Despite her family's worries Joan underwent the surgery anyway

    As the mother daughter pair waited to speak to a surgeon Melissa told her mother: ‘I don’t want you to die’.
    Melissa even staged a ‘skintervention’ where she tried to convince her mother to decide against the procedure.
    Joan defiantly told her family: ‘My body is a temple, and my temple needs redecorating.’


    A little nip a little tuck: Joan was seen in the make-up chair at the start of the show scrutinizing her face

    Lining up the marks: Joan was seen ahead of surgery with the surgeon drawing out the areas he would be working on

    Before the surgery she joked that she isn’t going for ‘a Chaz Bono’ just a touch up.
    Also in the show the star, who has undergone numerous cosmetic procedures said it would be her 734th surgery.
    But it was clear that Melissa’s concern did hit home with her mother who was anxious ahead of going under the knife again.


    A little apprehensive? It seemed that as she headed into the surgery the comedienne was anxious
    It's a wrap: Joan was seen covered in bandages as she recuperated at home

    The comedian is seen without make-up preparing for the surgery and recuperating from the treatment.
    Melissa is seen caring for her mother and tells the camera: ‘Cover at age two was easier to handle than my mother after an operation.’
    Ahead of her season two premiere Joan caused controversy for taking a swipe at Chelsea Handler.
    It all started on Howard Stern’s Sirius XM show on Monday when Chelsea was asked about her reaction to Joan’s recent criticism of her.
    She responded: 'What the f**k do I care about Joan Rivers?''



    The E! late night host then went on to recount an incident at a recent Comcast party where Joan made a speech and took some digs at Chelsea for acquiring a new stage, which was formerly Conan O'Brien's stage.
    The next day, Joan Rivers and daughter Melissa had their turn on Howard’s show and discussed their thoughts on Chelsea.
    Without any of her trademark verve, Joan spat: 'The girl made it on her back f**king the president [of E!].'
    The Fashion Police star, who shares a network with Handler, then went on to describe Chelsea as a 'drunk' and a 'whore.'
    Handler did pen a best-seller called Are You There, Vodka? It's Me Chelsea.

    Read more: Joan Rivers undergoes ANOTHER cosmetic procedure on reality TV show | Mail Online

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    Are those cheek implants, my God she looks horrendous (not the current procedure, I know those were from another procedure)

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    You know, if it was possible to fix that awful nose, put the eyebrows back down onto the browbone, get rid of a shit-ton of filler from the cheeks and eliminate the weird lumpiness from the edges of the face, she might not look that bad.
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    I don't know Twitchy, I don't think we yet have the technology to fix that mess.

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    Now I'm thinking of the Six Million Dollar Man.
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    That's exactly who I was thinking of. Joan is more artificial than he ever was and she can't even jump high or run fast.

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    Look how doughy the skin texture is. I wonder what all that gooey foreign material feels like inside her face.

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    Out of all the shit she's done to her face, I think the nose job was the worst. It's so freaking bad.

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    Her poor daughter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    Her poor daughter.
    It's not because of her surgeries that her daughter looks like that.
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    looks no different than heidi montag to me

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    Joan or Madame???


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    I'm beginning to wonder if her goal was to end up looking like the Gabor sisters with the pinched nose and the eyelid procedures? Hmmm.
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    She's so mentally screwed up to keep doing this to herself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Icepik View Post
    Joan or Madame???
    Hahahaha! The similarities are startling!
    Rock the fuck on!

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