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    Can We Talk About How Ridiculous Putin’s Plastic Surgery Is?

    Speaking of youth-obsessed Russian leader, bad husband, and likely ballot-stuffer Vladimir Putin, have you looked at his face lately? Rumors about Putin's plastic surgery have been floating around since September, but his face keeps getting stranger. At a recent elections-related appearance, he looked like Rachel Zoe. Fillers, I'm thinking, plus Botox on the forehead.


    In other news, Putin's political party is losing steam. Vlad will take his new face to the airwaves tomorrow when he goes on TV to discuss Russia's contested elections.


    Can We Talk About How Ridiculous Putin's Plastic Surgery Is?
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    He also now has squinty LeMann eyes. No improvement there, Vlad.
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    Tiny eyes.
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    It was my first thought when I saw a photo of him the other day. Maybe he is trying to stay young for his boyfriend

    He looks fatter and uglier, not younger. Fillers look like shit on everyone, especially when mixed with botox.

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    he looks like an evil phil collins. or eviler

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    i think it's a facelift, fillers, botox. the eyes look different but that could be from the fillers, right? he also looks like he's wearing foundation and bronzer.



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    He looks so gay.

    And it's funny but he looks exactly like some supporting actress I've seen in the TV series "Miss Marple", just can't find who she was.

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    Ha! He's got the face he deserves.

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    for no reason other than this photo cracks me up
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    I hate this smug little man...He looks like shit then and even more so now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkbunnyslippers View Post
    Tiny eyes.
    "You can't hide your tiny eyes
    And the extra skin they tucked behind your ears is a thin disguise
    I thought by now you'd realize
    There ain't no way to hide your tiny eyes"

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    There was talk about his surgeries on TV news today. They asked some Russian women if they find him sexy, most said "he's so old" or "no".

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    I'm gonna say a bit of a facelift (not needed) and deffo some botox in the forehead
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    Wait... you mean those videos of him shirtless on horseback isn't setting Russian women's pants on fire? He looks like hell, I'm agreeing with the facelift and botox suggestions.
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    He reminds me of robocop....



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