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Old February 28th, 2006, 06:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
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28-02-06

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The shocking new sex procedure that has women gasping
THIS is one plastic surgery you won't be able to point out during red-carpet arrivals. Forget the lip injections and the breast implants; the hottest place for stars to get shot up with collagen this year is ... the G spot. That elusive female pleasure point - whose very existence was the subject of medical debate for years, and continues to confound many a well-intentioned man - is the pet project of Dr. David Matlock, Beverly Hills OB-GYN, laser surgeon and passionate defender of a woman's right to orgasms.
Lots of them.

His $1,800 procedure, which he calls "the G-Shot," is exactly what it sounds like: a shot of collagen to the G spot, which temporarily enlarges the area, making it easier to locate.

"It took the work out of having an orgasm," explains adult model and sex columnist Rita Granberry - "Rita G" professionally - who had the shot two months ago.

"Before, it was very systematic - I would have to concentrate very hard on a certain thought, while doing several things," she says. "Once I got the shot, it was just happening to me without having to do all the extra stuff."

This is exactly the point, says Matlock, who adds that his patients are experiencing the joy of the G-Shot in ways they never imagined.

"I've had women come back in and say, 'Doctor, you know, I was in spinning class, and I had this smile on my face - and people just thought I was enjoying my spinning," says Matlock, on the phone from his office at the Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of Los Angeles, where in addition to the G-Shot, he performs a variety of "designer vagina" services (see sidebar).

After an initial consultation and examination - in which Matlock first leaves the woman alone in the exam room to find her own G spot, then comes in to confirm the location - he injects her with a local anesthetic and then administers the collagen injection.

The whole thing takes less than half an hour.

"If a woman comes in at lunchtime," says Matlock, "she'll be here 20 minutes."

Sure, Matlock's quick-fix sex shot may sound like just another expansion of the cosmetic surgery empire.

But there is one major difference. This procedure is all about utility, not vanity - after all, it's not as if anyone is going to be impressed with the looks of a new and improved G spot.

Matlock posits himself as a die-hard feminist, fighting for the rights of women to get their fair share of what until now has been an almost entirely male-dominated niche marketplace.

"If you look in the Physician's Desk Reference guide, there are 18 different types of medication for men for sexual dysfunction," he says. "Is there anything remotely similar for women? They have been left behind in this whole sexual-function business."

That this practice originated in Beverly Hills is hardly surprising, considering the popularity of so many other cosmetic surgeries among those in the entertainment industry.

Though Matlock says he gets customers from all walks of life - "doctors, lawyers" - he admits there are certainly some celebrities mixed in there.

After all, they're the ones who can afford the 90210-size price tag: $1,800.

"Some people may say that's a lot," says Matlock, "but we say it's a small price to pay for such a bundle of joy."

And the practice won't be limited to the West Coast for long; Matlock plans to begin farming out his shots to doctors around the country in four to six months.

"They're more pioneers than we are on the East Coast," says Dr. Robert Jason, president of the Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute in Great Neck, who will be the first to offer the service in Manhattan starting this summer.

"I haven't done enough of them to say that this is some panacea," he says. "Dr. Matlock has done hundreds, if not thousands of them - I think I've done about five. But everybody's been pretty happy."

Everyone except sex therapists, who are generally skeptical about the merits of sticking a needle into such a nerve-rich area of the body.

"Intuitively, I would shy away from injecting anything into the G spot," says Dr. Laura Berman, a sex therapist whose new book is "The Passion Prescription."

"We don't know the long-term effects," she cautions.

Besides, she says, the effect of the G-Shot can be had more naturally.

"You can achieve the same ends with some education, and pelvic strength. If you strengthen your muscles, and learn how to utilize them, you're essentially doing the same thing."

Plus, when you're using your muscles, you have the ability to turn it off and on - unlike the G-Shot, which keeps the patient in a near-constant state of sexual arousal for four months.

"It was a little weird at first," admits Rita G., "because I was feeling sensations in that area when I wasn't used to it. If I'm in a meeting and crossing my legs, or have on really tight jeans, I wiggle around in my seat a little."

Ultimately, Berman says, "It depends on your philosophy: Are you a person who would rather get liposuction than work out?

"People who are going to feel comfortable about this procedure are the same people who are getting other plastic surgeries done."

But there will always be those who opt for instant gratification. And word is spreading, especially among the younger female clientele, that the G-Shot makes for a wild ride.

"I get women 21, 22 years old coming in, and I ask them why they want it," says Matlock. "And they say, 'Doctor, I just wanna freak!'

"Women want to have the best sexual experience possible. I see this as huge. Mark my words."
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Old February 28th, 2006, 07:08 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hum... how about learning to know your body instead of having of doctor filling you up with collagen?
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^^ LOL. Relax, do some good ol' pelvic clenches, enjoy
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Doesn't it seem like people are getting lazier and lazier?
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Old February 28th, 2006, 12:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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The idea of this gives me the shivers. My legs are crossed and recrossed.
um yeah me too
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The idea of this gives me the shivers. My legs are crossed and recrossed.
No shit! I can't imagine a needle THERE! I swear, my vagina just contracted in fear.
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he injects her with a local anesthetic and then administers the collagen injection.
OMG, OMG, OMG.

Getting a shot in the hooha is right up there with plucking out my leg hair one at a time. I don't get getting a shot of local in order to get another shot, unless collagen burns like hell going in.

OMG.
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Why? Is K Fed currently stripping at a club near you?

I literally LOL'd at that.
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No shit! I can't imagine a needle THERE! I swear, my vagina just contracted in fear.
What did it do, turn inside out?!
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^^Hold on, I'll ask it.
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It only speaks clam, or perhaps a dialect of maracas
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It yelled at me in some Teutonic language.
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Or Varg Vikernes.
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That's cause he is in fact, a big, blubbering, black metal vagina. He's the creator of a one man band, Burzum, which basically gave birth to black metal as we know it. He's also a white supremacist, misogynist, and burner of 4 or 5 churches in Norway. Oh yeah, and he's in jail for murdering his ex-bassist and breaking out of jail the first sentence around.

Talk about going overboard, I just whip my bassist when he sucks.
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