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    Quote Originally Posted by mia981 View Post
    two girlfriends gossiping..... is he making a clay aiken pose with that hand?

    man, he doesn't change EVER... all his clothes look the same, all his poses look the same, that creepy smile the same the same the same...

    does he wear anything other than black? maybe angie can show him how

    really... he irritates me... so full of himself.

    btw, her ass look huge. if she is not 6 months pregnant, they must be feeding her horse's vitamins an NO exercise..
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    Quote Originally Posted by southernbelle View Post
    I seriously doubt that she was a virgin even when she met Tom. She was engaged to Chris Klein for like 5 years and in a 2003 interview Michelle Williams insinuated to Howard Stern that Katie was fucking James Van Der Beek during the early Dawson's Creek days.
    dawson is reaaaally gay. no way that happened.

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    Lets not forget that pesty blind vice about the not-a-beard preggo bride to be that in fact got knocked up by a guy she met in London while doing press for her movie BEFORE she met her future hubby. And that the not-gay groom to be is fine w/the whole thing.
    It's in the Blind Vice section....it's very interesting. And makes total sense. Because she is freaking huge for 5 months
    that can't be because he is gay, so she would be a beard. this world doesn't make any sense if tom cruise isn't gay.

    and the only movie she was in london for a press was batman, which she was with tom-tom.

    but i'm very curious to know who the preggo in the blind item is... jen gardner maybe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stardust View Post
    that can't be because he is gay, so she would be a beard. this world doesn't make any sense if tom cruise isn't gay.

    and the only movie she was in london for a press was batman, which she was with tom-tom.

    but i'm very curious to know who the preggo in the blind item is... jen gardner maybe?
    i think they were being sarcastic when they said "not a beard" and "not gay"

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    Is she blind now? With the big sunglasses and Tom leading her around everywhere, that's what Katie looks like.

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    That blind item about a recent pregnancy announcement is absolutely Tom & Katie. She was in London doing press for Batman when she got knocked up by some English dude right AFTER she met Tom, before she and Tom truly got 'together'--and signed the contract for the marriage, etc. He's gay, she's straight, but a beard.
    Who wouldn't love to get a DNA test on that kid??

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    She wears those glasses so you can't see the fear in her eyes.

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    So I'm assuming this is one of the Cruise kids soccer games? How nice for them to have dad show up with his new, very young, very pregnant paramour and suck face for the benefit of the gathered paps. What an ass.
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    Default Re: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes at a soccer game

    what does 'not a beard' mean?

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    I just looked at the from-behind shots. My goodness, wasn't she a wispy little thing not that long ago? I remember around the time of the Oprah debacle she was thin, thin, thin...now, that's a pregnant ass if I ever saw one and you don't get those until you're pretty well into it. She really looks like hell. Wonder what sort of 'vitamins' they're feeding her?
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    what does 'not a beard' mean?
    When someone is called your beard, like Katie is being called Tom's, it's a reference to her covering up for his gayness. 'Katie is Tom's beard' = 'Katie is acting as if she's in love with Tom so that he can continue to deny his gayness'. They're your cover.
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    Tommy looks like he's going though some middle age shinkage/spreading already. He's wearing his 3"(?) platforms but is still struggling to reach Katie's height in her flats.

    I cant wait to hear more about this silent drug free birth though.
    That would rule out a C-section i suppose

    Does this mean that the doctor or whoever performs this delivery cant say to Katie
    NOW KATIE puusshh

    Puussshhh Katie!!

    PUUUSSSSHHHH!!!!

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    Katie definitely skipped the "glowing" stage...ouch. She looks really bad.

    Why do I have this feeling that little "L. Ron" is going to be born right around Christmas time? Because there's no way she's just 3 months pregnant. She's too big.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shmucky View Post
    He's wearing his 3"(?) platforms



    that is so damn gay!

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    How is she gonna fit into that wedding dress now?

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