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Originally Posted by Belfae
A stick insect. Note the bulbous eyes, the rail thin arms and legs making it easier to cram an entire limb down that scrawny throat to retrieve any offending morsel of nutrition that may pass the overly puffed lips. You see these in the wild......oh wait, its Nicole Richie. OOPs my bad.
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That's why the wedding is off. The fiance saw a special on the praying mantis female and realized that once the wedding was over, his days were numbered. What he didn't realize is that this particular insect would not tear off his head and eat it because of the high caloric content of the brain.