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Thread: Nic Cage and wife at Weatherman premiere

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    Alice's legs look rough for someone so young. Wearing hose would help. And Nick? Yeah- aging, bald and weirder than shit! I've liked a number of his performances, but I could do without knowing anything personal about him. Maybe he won't need to go to strip clubs as much now that he has his own ex-"waitress" to perform for him at home. What a bizarre-ass doofus!
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    ANYONE see his freak ass on Letterman last nite? he had a mask of foundation on that ended at his neck (his neck was all nasty looking and blotchy) and his hair and moustache were ridiculous! and he's got AIDS or something cause he looked about 120lbs.

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    He needs some plugs for the 'stache. His eyebrows have more hair than that pitiful raggedy thing!

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    i heard that she was a high-end LA call girl. i can't remember where i read it, but it was more than one source.
    Last edited by britlitgal; October 25th, 2005 at 01:30 PM.
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    Shouldn't she be pregnant again by now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    Herro Mr Nicorass! I your hostess tonite - we have bigtime fun. I ruve you - you rike jiggy jiggy??

    (Bring on the PC Nazi's With No Sense Of Humour)

    oh my...I laughed out loud... is that bad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by britlitgal View Post
    i heard that she was a high-end LA call girl. i can't remember where i read it, but it was more than one source.
    Ew, anyone who paid for high-end and got her should've asked for his money back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReinaBikipatra View Post
    I have mentioned this before but Jenna Jameson says she knew when had come to see her strip because he smelled like old boiled eggs!

    WHY is this so funny to me????

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    I think she's really cute! And she's doing HIM a favor!!!! She wouldn't give him the time of day if it weren't for the millions....oh, and there is NO WAY it was her idea to name their son Kal-El. Nic Cage is bizarre that way. He only married Lisa Marie because he felt like he was bangin' the King!

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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    Herro Mr Nicorass! I your hostess tonite - we have bigtime fun. I ruve you - you rike jiggy jiggy??

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    *dies*

    That made me laugh so hard I think I broke something.

    I'm going to hell for it, though. So are you.

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    She doesn't look pretty enough to be a high end call girl...
    Last edited by moomies; October 26th, 2005 at 02:54 AM.

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    She's an ugly little dumpling, she's got a look of Lucy loo or however she spells it!!
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    he's not aging well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Osakan View Post
    I thought she looked good until I clicked on the pictures and saw her wonky eye. Yikes!
    Jesus Christ, was just casually scrolling down this thread and then your avatar came into focus, what you trying to do? give me a heart attack, I'm only 23!

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    I heard, too, that she was a call girl at one of the places he liked to visit. The waitress thing was just the story given out. Don't remember where I heard that, but it wouldn't surprise me, he is odd.
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