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    Katie Price (Jordan's real name) was actually a very pretty woman before she had all the surgery and shit. She shagged her way to 'fame' by having a scuzzy UK soccer player's baby who was born blind plus various other problems. The fact that Jordan drank and drugged her way through that pregnancy might explain it. She then went onto some reality 'Survivor' style show where one of her fellow contestants was washed up boyband loser Peter Andre. They fell in lurve on the show, he banged her up, got married in Tacksville, and had another baby boy called Junior or something imaginative.

    Here's a pic of Jordan and Peter's chavtastic wedding!


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    someone help that woman! there's an octopus stuck on her breasts!

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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O
    the best part about that pic are the bride and groom's parents...

    jordan's nasty. tranny face and oompa loompa fake tan and those disgusting plastic udders she calls boobs. i'm not surprised guess wants her to represent them

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    I didn’t know she was expecting again. She’s carrying the baby pretty high isn’t she?
    Scariest Halloween mask ever > > >

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    yuck she looks like Trishelle!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaryJane
    She's already been looking for a while for the right surgeon to get a breast reduction without bad scarring - that's what she says.
    She'll look soooo much better after that, apart from her chest she's very pretty and has an amazing body.
    Her breasts would be so stretched out if she had her impants removed. Even if she went for smaller implants, she'd still have a lot of excess skin.

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