Johnny Depp at the Pirates of the Caribbean 2 Premiere in Paris (07/06/2006) - Page 2

Sketch · July 8th, 2006, 05:15 AM

Is that really Vanessa?? She used to be really pretty, but gosh, she looks horrible here!

Shelly · July 8th, 2006, 05:26 AM

Aw, she has a pirate bandage on her finger, so cute =) All that junk Johnny is wearing looks like something his kids might have done, I bet most of it has some sort of story behind it.

**PurpleHaze** · July 8th, 2006, 06:16 AM

all i can say is: THE TEETH! THE TEETH! so disgusting!!!

(and i am not talking about the gold tooth) why neglect your teeth like that???

i don't even wanna see the kids teeth, both parents have yucky teeth!

moomies · July 8th, 2006, 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by HWBL

Christ, he's wearing more decorations than my Christmas tree

And his haircut is beginning to look like Michael Jackson's wig

And what's with those platform shoes?

That's exactly what I thought!

Icepik · July 8th, 2006, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ediebrooks

Not only does he look like a dork, he looks like a psycho dork, the kind that locks up pretty girls in his basement.

If he cleaned up those teeth, I'd let him keep me in the basement

macabre · July 8th, 2006, 11:21 AM

He is aging horribly! Those teeth are grotesque. Maybe he is keeping them on so he and the wife can have gross out teeth contests with each other. He should shave the pubes off his face too.

Icepik · July 8th, 2006, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by macabre

He is aging horribly! Those teeth are grotesque. Maybe he is keeping them on so he and the wife can have gross out teeth contests with each other. He should shave the pubes off his face too.

Actually, for 42 his face is divine. Look at his eyes and forehead; there is barely but a fine line. Taking into consideration that he smokes like a chimney, this face is astonishing.

But those teeth ...

gah!!

IceQueen · July 8th, 2006, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Icepik

If he cleaned up those teeth, I'd let him keep me in the basement

Heck - he doesn't need to clean up his teeth for me. Lock me away Johnny!!!

glamazon · July 8th, 2006, 02:09 PM

Johnny Depp is the Original Fine Ass and he can do no wrong - clearlythe teeth are for the movie, and he smokes like no other.

you know what? I'm glad that he's looking like a real person who smokes, lives life and is fine and talented to boot....too bad he's with Vanessa. Lock me in the basement, Johnny, you don't even have to ask - I'm coming over right now!

Kitty! · July 8th, 2006, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Icepik

If he cleaned up those teeth, I'd let him keep me in the basement

i think i'd let him keep me in the basement too....

sputnik · July 8th, 2006, 06:17 PM

his teeth (minus the gold bits) look like normal 40 year-old smoker's teeth and i like them a lot better than the ultra-white, bleached to death teeth of most celebs, especially american ones.

and btw the basement is getting pretty crowded...

black dahlia · July 12th, 2006, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Kitty!

i think i'd let him keep me in the basement too....

me three.

Belfae · July 12th, 2006, 09:05 AM

I don't care, brown teeth, gold teeth, fuzzy beard, clean shaven, ultra accessorized or naked (preferably naked). JUST GIVE ME JOHNNY!!!!

Icepik · July 12th, 2006, 09:32 AM

I find it interesting that there are alot of women here who don't have good oral hygiene high on their list of priorities when it comes to men...

If they can't stick a toothbrush in their mouth for 2 minutes, how nasty can the rest of him be??

...and I do love Johnny, but that is disgusting. For as much as I like the guy, I would never let him kiss me with that mouth.

KandyKorn · July 12th, 2006, 09:51 AM

I just thought I'd bring some snacks and beer to the basement while we wait for Johnny

Oh, and a toothbrush...