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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson @ the VH1 Big in '05' awards show 12-03-05

    gaahh! i still can't stand how that middle part makes her look like a huge FATHEAD!

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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson @ the VH1 Big in '05' awards show 12-03-05

    can i say her dress is ugly?and jessica seemed gained some weight recently

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    Her eyebrows are up sky-high. And her lips are weird. Something has happened to her face, that's not explained by weight gain. Her face looks like it's been pulled. Yucky.

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    during her speech i remembered just how dumb this girl is. poor thing.
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    What was her speach about? What did she say?
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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson @ the VH1 Big in '05' awards show 12-03-05

    Does she look like Kelly Ripa to anyone else?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bellatheball View Post
    Does she look like Kelly Ripa to anyone else?
    Ye I know what you mean, she has that same surgeried face!
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    Things I hate about above pictures...
    1. The zombie look that Jessica is giving on all the pictures (especially the 2nd one)
    2. Her smile looks extremely faked
    3. Her eyeliner makes her look like a raccoon
    4. her roots - who needs to see that she's not a natural blonde.
    5. She looks plastic

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    Default Re: Jessica Simpson @ the VH1 Big in '05' awards show 12-03-05

    She looks hideous, almost shell-shocked.
    Going from having Nick as an escort to your Mom is quite a comedown IMO!

    Her lips....maybe she thought if she had them plumped up and injected she would erase her memories of Nick in the process....she's confused. She doesn't know wtf she's doing, it's going to be Nick Lachey for the rest of her life.
    WTF didn't she just stay home? Have a little RESPECT.
    And why are they already talking divorce, they just separated???

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    Is Jessica Simpson blind? Seriously, what's going on here? She's always had pretty bad clothes overall, but this is just incomprehensible. I even hate the colour. Bad purples, terrible choice on a blonde, especially with that orange fake tan she's always sporting, and what is with that midsection thing? Is it just me, or does it look...tie-dyed?

    Hate the hair, too. That just-skimming-the-shoulders length is the worst ever, and why would anybody want hair that flat and lifeless?

    On another note, I really don't see what respect has to do with it, though. Going to these functions is part of what she does for a living. Who would she be showing respect towards by not doing what is, in essence, her job? Nick Lachey? Hardly!

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    OMG, where to start...

    The colour of the dress is beautiful, but its shape and the way it fits - IF the verb "to fit" can be used in this case - are terrible.

    It makes Jessica looks shapeless, and it makes her legs look particularly short.

    Her lips are hideous, her eyebrows look lifted again and she has a very hard expression on her face.

    Finished.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiara View Post
    What was her speach about? What did she say?
    Tiara, she thanked her mom for teaching her to match her scrunchies to her socks. Then she gave some more drivel, a little pout with a girlie thanks to her fans, and she giggled a few times. Women SHOULDN'T GIGGLE!!!!!

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    Her face looks deformed or something and her teeth are sticking out.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVZ View Post
    That's probably the real pic!

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